Today, I was operating on a young girl, when she began to awaken during the surgery. We quickly put her back under, of course, but now I'm terrified that she'll remember my profuse cursing and get me in the shit with my curmudgeonly killjoy of a boss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML
Today, my surgeon was giving me the lowdown of what was going to happen on the operating table. I was anxious enough without him saying stuff like "cut you open", "quite a bit of blood" and "it's all quite risky." That's all I remember before fainting. My wife won't stop mocking me for it. FML
Today, I heard my surgeon mutter to a nurse how easy it would be to kill me on the operating table and make it look like an accident. FML
Today, my boss told me she had a nightmare where her life depended on me, and I let her die. Now I'm ridiculously paranoid that I'm going to get fired at any second. FML
Today, my surgeon was talking to me about my upcoming heart bypass operation. I was extremely nervous from the start, but he somehow managed to keep saying things like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", and "never wake up" throughout. FML
Today, I went into hospital for knee surgery. When I awoke, I was surprised to find a bandage wrapped around my throbbing head. The nurse explained that a student observer had fainted in the operating room and his head had smashed against mine on the way down. FML
Today, my boss put me on suspension, a week after granting a subordinate time off to recover from surgery. When I signed the paperwork, I was too embarrassed to admit I didn't understand her writing, which apparently said she was getting treated for "dangerously low levels of dick". FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth pulled. Apparently the medicines don't work on me. I woke up in the middle of the surgery and felt EVERYTHING. One of the nurses asked if I was okay, and the doctor just kept saying "Don't worry she's just dreaming", while tears were pouring down my face. FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
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lonkite101 14
Flash her one of those things from Men In Black.
Spongii101 12
Surgery must be pretty stressful. There's a lot of pressure involved. If anyone should be allowed to swear at work, it should be a surgeon.
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Comments (328)
myndmelt 4
First of all, fire the anesthesiologist. Second act professional dude. YDI
ReaperUSMC11 5
With the kind of work you do on a daily basis, you should be entitled to curse on the job. Screw your boss.
subversivefreak 2
so, you've got a young girl on her back and you're just looking for any way if possible to make her forget the past 24 hours... do you happen to know a very friendly pharmacist.. ?
majaham29 0
Yes poor YOU - nevermind the trauma of waking up during your own surgery ... Ass
afunnyterdcody 5
What's curdmoengly or whatever
yourwifelovesme 25
What the hell does curmudgeonly killjoy even mean?
fightingkittens 39
It means you should get off your lazy ass and look up shit in the dictionary.
hipposrock101 6
Tbh, you'll be fine.. Anyone would freak out and cuss if someone woke up in the middle of surgery. Don't worry, I think it was more important that u got her back to sleep and finished the surgery. don't sweat it :)
helpme37 0
First off you ain't no surgeon nice try this would be a HIPPA violation weather or not you mentioned the patients name! Second off why would your boss give you crap that would be the chief of surgery! Nice try wake up stop dreaming oh and dr. Know how to spell
unhappycamperuk 12
even if she did start to wake, she wouldn't remember it. #trustmeimanurse
Lehk 9
If it was my kid, while waking up in surgery would be quite horrible, if a mistake had to happen better it be under dose and wake up in the middle than over dose and never wake up at all