Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom was watching me during my Taekwondo lessons. She was yelling at me to focus on my own work and to quit hanging out with the little kids. I'm the instructor. FML
Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML
Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML
Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML
Today, I went to the gym after months of procrastinating. I walked straight into the glass wall next to the entrance instead of the door. A guy lifting near the front desk winced in sympathy. I still worked out, but I could see my face slowly swelling in the mirror. FML
Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML
Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to, "Stop sticking your butt out!" My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
Today, at the gym, I caught sight of myself in the mirror while lifting weights and thought, “Damn, I look good!” I smiled. Then I realized the mirror was actually a window. A group of people outside had been watching me flex with a shit-eating grin on my face for God know how long. FML
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crazychick1269 7
Feel happy your mother cares and loves you:)
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Maybe she is just trying to say "Hi" to everyone in your class. Or she could be just checking out some ass.
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Comments (72)
mustardcat 1
Maybe u forgot to take ur lunchbox?
RhuLynette 8
LMAO that's hilarious! you poor thing!! but it is a parents jobs to embarrass, i can't wait to have children so i can do to them what my parents did to me!!
bankrupt 15
See, now that's scary, No. 46. Your goal in childrearing is to do the awful things that were done to you to your kids. Parenting is not about taking one's "turn" at humiliating offspring.
Rasetsu 10
This sounds like something my mom would do. I took her for granted all through my childhood, but now that I am 18 and in university, I miss her. :( You have an awesome mother. Appreciate that!
JosueM 0
man... at least she cares enough to check up on you... my mom will never do that
bubo_fml 11
Group Moon!!!
Daralea 21
haha, that's adorable But a gym with a large window that people from the street can look into sounds like hell to me XD
ZeroIce 12
Hi mommy!!!
ForeverGLFan 6
Yeah... you need to give your mama a serious reality check my friend!
MEXIKANO 0
Ur lucky my mom hates me
powershot_fml 5
Reminds me of my own...