Today, my mother followed me to work to see what I got up to. I'm a fitness instructor in a ground floor gym that has big windows overlooking the street. She stood outside and waved at me for half an hour, while I tried to concentrate on teaching a visibly amused class. FML
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Today, my mom was watching me during my Taekwondo lessons. She was yelling at me to focus on my own work and to quit hanging out with the little kids. I'm the instructor. FML
Today, I told my dad I was gonna to start working out again. He looked at me with honest confusion on his face and said, "You worked out before?" My mother started laughing. She was all the way upstairs. FML
Today, I start work in an office, with my mother. FML
Today, my mother admitted to me that she sends me up and down the stairs to get things for her because she thinks I could use the exercise. FML
Today, I went to the gym after months of procrastinating. I walked straight into the glass wall next to the entrance instead of the door. A guy lifting near the front desk winced in sympathy. I still worked out, but I could see my face slowly swelling in the mirror. FML
Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML
Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to, "Stop sticking your butt out!" My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML
Today, I told my dad I was going to the gym. He stood up and clapped. FML
Today, my mom decided to have a get together at my house while I was at work. When I came home, she pulled me aside and asked me to pretend to be her maid. FML
Today, at the gym, I caught sight of myself in the mirror while lifting weights and thought, “Damn, I look good!” I smiled. Then I realized the mirror was actually a window. A group of people outside had been watching me flex with a shit-eating grin on my face for God know how long. FML
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crazychick1269 7
Feel happy your mother cares and loves you:)
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Maybe she is just trying to say "Hi" to everyone in your class. Or she could be just checking out some ass.
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Comments (72)
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Okay, how old are you that your mom has to do that? If you're old enough to have a job, then you're old enough to take care of yourself. Therefore, FYL for having an overprotective, embarrassing mother.
yazzy101 11
LOL
Beck2209 0
Tell her to get into the class and lose some weight.
eff5 0
She's just being supportive =]
hellokimmiee 5
Why didn't you invite her in???
justbigbs 6
aaaaaaw how sweeeeeet
Kiirst_mt1994 26
It's a sign of her affection! (:
Taidashar 0
It must be hard to teach a fitness class while still attached to an umbilical cord....
Irakli_1 27
wow half an hour?
Angelkisses130 26
Well...guess it's time to move far, far away from your mother... She seems over-invasive Sorry OP :(