Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I spent an hour looking for my wallet before leaving for work. I checked my jacket, bag, kitchen counter, and even the fridge for some reason. I finally gave up and took my spare card. At lunchtime, I reached into my coat pocket and found the wallet. I'd been wearing the coat the entire morning. FML
Today, I forgot my keys when going out. Now I have to wait at the door for my family, standing in the cold for half an hour. My phone is dying, and neighbors keep giving me pitying looks. It's so awkward. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML
Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
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Top comments
Susieee_Q 9
Those days that make you wish you'd never left your house....
yumgranolabar 5
Buses are evil.
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Comments (85)
Stallion91 6
" At least I have my health." BAM! Car whips you 35m in the air. Lol
HurryUp_and_BUY 6
LOL 13.
Jamesskop 4
get a car and that wont happen
Llama_Face89 34
You make it sound so easy.
xXxAPersonxXx 6
Not everyone can afford a car.
Jamesskop 4
But it is so easy, im 16 and i worked during the summer and with what i made i got a 1979 Firebird, you just have to motivate yourself to be successful
afcrewchief 4
It isn't that easy when you get older since you have other bills like rent or mortgage payment, utilities, phone etc. Also she could live somewhere where mass transit is more convenient
Amin95 5
story of my life!
IBelongToJeebus 0
*facepalm*
smb12346 17
Make sure you change your locks. Only if you have an id or license that has your address on it
DumbAss182 6
Now that‘s what I call a bad day! FYL.
VoteForTaco 8
Wow..FYL indeed.
umang26 4
I'd love to read about what happened next!
DioMaledica 14
Today,I finally got home after two bus rides only to find out someone robbed all my personal belongings why, because my house key was attached to my wallet, FML
jellyD 1
Wallets belong in pants pockets. YDI for being too dumb to live.
xStaciexLynnx 15
Op is a girl and usually girls put them in purses or just carry them (women's wallets have different designs than men's and are sometimes too big to fit in a pocket). She may not have had pockets. It may have been in a pocket and fallen out.
Dojan 16
It's not like she forgot it on purpose.. Accidents happen.
Linkerdoodles 15
You're an asshole.
Poser1337 5
Come chill at my house while you wait! :D
Poser1337 5
Thumbs down? I'm cool, guys. :D