Today, I had to take two buses home from a friend's house. After waiting in the cold for the second bus for 40 minutes, it finally came and I realized that I'd left my wallet on the first bus. It took me 2 hours to walk home and I was locked out because my house key is attached to my wallet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML
Today, I spent an hour looking for my wallet before leaving for work. I checked my jacket, bag, kitchen counter, and even the fridge for some reason. I finally gave up and took my spare card. At lunchtime, I reached into my coat pocket and found the wallet. I'd been wearing the coat the entire morning. FML
Today, I forgot my keys when going out. Now I have to wait at the door for my family, standing in the cold for half an hour. My phone is dying, and neighbors keep giving me pitying looks. It's so awkward. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were waiting for the bus. The weather had been cold and snowy recently, and I realized I'd forgotten my transit card. She nonetheless got on the bus without me. I had to walk it alone in the snow. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I got a taxi home from work. Only having notes in my wallet, I told the taxi driver that I'd run inside my house and come back out with the change for the journey. He agreed, but only if I left my bag as collateral. It seemed fair. An hour later, I realized my wallet was missing. FML
Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML
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Top comments
Susieee_Q 9
Those days that make you wish you'd never left your house....
yumgranolabar 5
Buses are evil.
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Comments (85)
desireev 18
Yes it could.. It could start raining.. *movie cliche now*
hateevryone 15
whoa...you're going to have to get a new ID and everything.
yuri63f6 7
"Dont put all your eggs in one basket"
Lludes 5
This is a true fml cause that sucks.
Chavez45 2
Keep your keys and wallet separate. FYL
roydawgg 3
Keep your wallet and your keys in your pocket EVERY TIME you go out and keep them in there the whole time. They are like the top lost items in the world.
pink_rose2011 2
lol awww thats horrible
Fragmonto 5
Oh my god!! Oh my god!!! I swear I feel like I really want to cry right now when I read this :( :"( What can I really do other than praying for you... I hope you find your wallet... :( Oh my... ;( Why do people have to suffer? :(
ZielZone 4
Seriously???? DOH!!!
knoxxx 22
This is a YDI man. Rules of personal security: Never carry around your SSC, never carry more than $100 cash, never attach your address to your keys. Seriously, invest in a lanyard OP.