Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
Today, someone tried to break into my car. They tried to do so by jamming a key into my lock, only for the key to break. I guess the key cut their hand, because I had the pleasure of finding the person's blood all over my passenger door. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
Today, for the first time in about 3 years, I decided to clean my car. It was going really well until I looked down at what I was about to pick up. On the back seat floor lay a dead snake, which at one point, for God knows how long, was living in my car while I unknowingly drove it around. FML
Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML
Today, while riding the subway, I fell asleep. I awoke to find that someone had stolen my glasses. From off my face. FML
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FFML_314 12
Not the car mats! Time to beat some ass.
Hump_Zilla 0
look at the upside...you can still sit in it and make "vroom vroom" noises
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Comments (101)
Rokksteady 3
At least you dont have to worry about speeding tickets now!
rpvia 0
feel down? ever? or upset then text me fools 386 341 9637
TheTigerRoars 0
You sir are either wanting to get stalked, killed, and raped in that order, or you plan to stalk, kill, and rape someone else in that order. -Fluffy McTiger
Brittneyyyy 7
I would be soooo mad >:(
stunner_steph 0
sad :( haha that's why I laughed
stonerock_fml 0
damn girl ur fine
GraysonIsFail 0
58; Is that the magic line you use to pick up the ladies is it?
chuy92 0
what'd you expect? it's a freakin recession! XD
drippingfaucet 0
haha!
CallMeHush 1
So basicly they gave you back the start of a custom car project, enjoy!
yomomasmoma 0
NOT THE FLOOR MATS!!!
Hoplaka 0
Welll...... atleast you got your car back! :) Vroom vrooooom goes the car! @-@ Cars go fastt.... @-@
whoisthisgirl 4
damn, shoulda just kept the car lol well sell the other parts.....
garza559 0
cut out the floor and do like the flinstones did(;
alexxss_fml 10
haha. nice!