Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML
Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
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FFML_314 12
You sure know how to break the ice. Or should I say 'melt.'
Jerzyginger74 0
And your first task as a new hire is to clean this chair.
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Comments (107)
rustynail1984 0
so did you get hired?
DishHeads 9
I did that on an exam once
VioletRayOfSunsh 0
Uh.. need some Depends? YDI for not being able to control yourself.. Eww.
jaded_gal 0
wow. just wow.
Redmoon963 0
**** U ASSTARDS HOW DOES THIS PERSON DESERVE IT HUH?! HUH?! THIS PERSON WAS NERVOUS IT'S UNDERSTANDABLE BUT DESERVES IT? **** U PUSSY MOTHER *******. NOT EVERYONE IS PERFECT LIKE YOUUUUUUUUUU YES YOUUUUUUU ASSTARDS YOU LITTLE GOODY GOODY TWO SHOES. YOU WOULD THINK YOU DESERVE THIS IF THIS HAPPENED TO YOU?! NO I DIDN'T THINK SO U MOTHER ******* LITTLE PIECES OF ******* SHIT!!!
letmethinknow 0
that really sucks. I also have anxiety problems so I know how it feels although never this drastic. OP should see a therapist or something to help with the nervousness.
chronicronic 0
you are a mess! get it together! ! hahahaha. I would die if that ever happened to me.
varkey 7
i didnt know this could even happen, but FYL
jemjams30 0
Did you get hired?
catcrazy101 2
haha sorry thats funny