Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML
Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
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FFML_314 12
You sure know how to break the ice. Or should I say 'melt.'
Jerzyginger74 0
And your first task as a new hire is to clean this chair.
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Comments (107)
GTmustang07 0
if it were a job interview for a janitor then it works in your favor. it could have been a visual aid to demonstrate your amazing clean up duties..
Air_Force001 0
well it's better not to hold it in..
mintcar 10
This is pretty disgusting.
Jimboom 12
If you think your life is bad imagine how much worse it will be for the next interviewee to come in and sit in that nice wet chair.
CoachLlama 5
When your friends told you to go in there and make an impression on the interviewer, they meant a different kind of impression.
sapphireflames11 0
It happens, but go BEFORE an interview.
Xavi89 0
love your display pic.
sourgirl101 29
Kegels! Let's all do it .(:
Ohnocurly 0
"You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!!!"
zukinihudini 0
ydi for not going pee before
haistavittu 0
Bad luck. Try to calm yourself down a little next time, a little nerves are ok but try to keep it together. Chin up!