Today, I got so nervous that I actually peed my pants during a job interview. FML
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Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I stopped to take a pee in the lobby before I went in. I relaxed a bit too much at the urinal and accidentally farted. I chuckled about it like a 5 year-old for a few seconds. The guy who had been next to me at the urinal was the interviewer. FML
Today, I took my driver's test. I was so nervous that I peed my pants halfway through the exam. FML
Today, I had an interview for a job I’ve dreamt about. I sat down in the lobby and spilled coffee on my crotch. I tried to dry it in the toilet, which made it look like I’d pissed myself. When I entered his office, the HR guy glanced down and said, “Long morning?” I panicked and replied, “No, just excited to be here.” FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I was suffering from some gastric distress. While on my way to a job interview, I slipped on some concrete that was wet due to a recent slight rain shower. I didn't fall. I DID shit my pants though. I walked back home slowly in shame to clean up the mess. I didn't make it to the interview. FML
Today, I let out a huge fart during a job interview. I was the one conducting the interview. FML
Today, I drooled on myself during a job interview and was immediately dismissed. This isn’t the first time it’s happened. FML
Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML
Today, I had a job interview for an amazing opportunity. Too bad my nerves made me forget what the role was and where it was, mid-interview. FML
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FFML_314 12
You sure know how to break the ice. Or should I say 'melt.'
Jerzyginger74 0
And your first task as a new hire is to clean this chair.
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Comments (107)
TookiMyCooki 0
hahaha I bet it was an interview for The BK Lounge!!
Samyy27 0
they make bathrooms for that kind of thing..
novaryan 0
did you get the job xD
848901 0
Withe the job market bein so difficult, I can understand bein nervous, but that's too much...
NavyAvi 0
haha learn to hold your water, child
underyourbreath 8
Awh man, I feel you OP. Whenever I'm nervous because I have an interview or a presentation my stomach gets all knotted, which can sometimes lead to REALLY needing to go to the bathroom. That's why I specifically go to the bathroom and try my best to (rhymes with art) before something important, even if I'm not nervous at the time. Works like a charm :)
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
"Excuse me I have to go to the bathroom" * 5 seconds later * "Ahh that's better!"
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
YDI for going to a job interview without a diaper?
Hammer01 8
I agree I always wear pull ups for accidents like that.....
boatkicker 5
If it makes you feel any better, OP, I passed out halfway through my shift on my first day or work (last night) They had to call an ambulance and everything. It was pretty much the most embarrassing moment ever, and I'm terrified that it's going to end my job, before it's even really started. I didn't even feel woozy or anything, before it happened. And in my first week at work (I think my 3rd or 4th day) for my last job, my nose randomly started bleeding. FYL because random bodily functions suck. (However, if you knew already from a previous event that you lose bladder control when you're nervous, YDI as well.)
CallMeHush 1
I would hire you for the pure entertainment value. We have had worse.