Anonymous
Ireland
Stop perving
Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Latte
Boston, United States
Latte
Today, I ordered my usual at my local coffee shop. The barista asked, “Name for the order?” For some reason, my brain short-circuited and I said, “Latte.” So they called out “Latte” when it was ready, and I had to shame-walk to the counter. FML
lifedoessuck12
Philippines
It's not what you think
Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML
Anonymous
United States
Creepypasta
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good… you left a nipple." and slowly licked it off. FML
Jeffery89000
Toronto, Canada
Fight or flight
Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML
Anonymous
United States
All you need is hate
Today, I was trying to flirt with a cute girl when I asked the barista, “Make mine just like hers.” It turns out she'd ordered a decaf soy lavender tea latte. I hate all of those words. FML
Christine.T
Boston, United States
Morning joe
Today, I stopped at the coffee shop before work and confidently ordered "my usual." The barista looked confused but nodded. When my drink came, it was completely wrong. Turns out, I was in the wrong coffee shop. I was too embarrassed to correct them, so I drank a weird matcha-pumpkin spice sludge. FML
Jim
Doofus
Today, I went to my favorite café to order my usual iced latte. The barista smiled and said, “The usual, right?” I nodded confidently, except she wasn’t talking to me. She handed the drink to the guy behind me and said, “Thanks, babe.” He winked at her. I just paid for my drink in silence, praying for a sinkhole to open. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
United States
Entitled
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer dumped a hot chocolate on me and yelled, saying it wasn't his order. The order actually belonged to a 4-year-old boy with the same name, who started screaming when he didn't get his chocolate. FML
Anonymous
Introvert moment
Today, I worked up the courage to order coffee on my own instead of using the app. When the barista asked, “Name?” I froze and blurted out my email address. They called out my full name plus numbers and I had to claim it like that was normal. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Nice
Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML
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glenzhao2 16
Why? What was on your chest? Give us a pic and we'll find it; don't worry.
chelle_starlight 0
you must have a "grande" chest...sorry...I know this comment is lame...couldn't think of anything else to say...haha
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Comments (240)
techqueen 6
I demand pics.
mjacksjack 0
you should have wiggled them and say "you'll never get to feel these fun bags."
djsquintz 0
good job buddy! you got the joke!!
fmlisfunnyandsad 0
how would she b flattered it's defiantly not flat hahahaha
spsanderson 2
what?
BIGshooter 2
I thought all male baristas were gay.
DjSmoz 0
( o x o ) RULE!!!!
Ranimal 12
Probably a new guy looking for the milk. I have no idea...
andyfreay 1
I love boobies <3
mante_fml 0
damn!! you must be showin them off. if you don't want guys looking. cover them. sheesh