Anonymous
Ireland
Stop perving
Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Latte
Boston, United States
Latte
Today, I ordered my usual at my local coffee shop. The barista asked, “Name for the order?” For some reason, my brain short-circuited and I said, “Latte.” So they called out “Latte” when it was ready, and I had to shame-walk to the counter. FML
lifedoessuck12
Philippines
It's not what you think
Today, I had to wait outside Starbucks. While standing, I started daydreaming and didn't notice I had been staring at a table beside the window for a long time. Suddenly, someone came up to me and said, "Try not to be so obvious." Sitting at the table was a girl with a huge cleavage. FML
Anonymous
United States
Creepypasta
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good… you left a nipple." and slowly licked it off. FML
Jeffery89000
Toronto, Canada
Fight or flight
Today, I went to my favorite coffee shop, ordered my usual, smiled at the barista I have a crush on, and confidently said, "You too!" when they told me to enjoy my drink. I have to find a new coffee shop. FML
Anonymous
United States
All you need is hate
Today, I was trying to flirt with a cute girl when I asked the barista, “Make mine just like hers.” It turns out she'd ordered a decaf soy lavender tea latte. I hate all of those words. FML
Christine.T
Boston, United States
Morning joe
Today, I stopped at the coffee shop before work and confidently ordered "my usual." The barista looked confused but nodded. When my drink came, it was completely wrong. Turns out, I was in the wrong coffee shop. I was too embarrassed to correct them, so I drank a weird matcha-pumpkin spice sludge. FML
Jim
Doofus
Today, I went to my favorite café to order my usual iced latte. The barista smiled and said, “The usual, right?” I nodded confidently, except she wasn’t talking to me. She handed the drink to the guy behind me and said, “Thanks, babe.” He winked at her. I just paid for my drink in silence, praying for a sinkhole to open. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
United States
Entitled
Today, while I was working at Starbucks, a customer dumped a hot chocolate on me and yelled, saying it wasn't his order. The order actually belonged to a 4-year-old boy with the same name, who started screaming when he didn't get his chocolate. FML
Anonymous
Introvert moment
Today, I worked up the courage to order coffee on my own instead of using the app. When the barista asked, “Name?” I froze and blurted out my email address. They called out my full name plus numbers and I had to claim it like that was normal. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Nice
Today, I was at a coffee shop, trying to get to know the cute new barista. I wanted to compliment his nice eyes, but I got nervous and blurted out, "You have nice elbows!" He stared at me, confused, as I quickly grabbed my coffee and left. Now I can't even imagine going back there. FML
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glenzhao2 16
Why? What was on your chest? Give us a pic and we'll find it; don't worry.
chelle_starlight 0
you must have a "grande" chest...sorry...I know this comment is lame...couldn't think of anything else to say...haha
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Comments (240)
MiiDaisy 6
you should lower your head and look at him. thats what i always do.
goldenone 2
agree with C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!! (owned)
therealsuperman 0
nice try dumbass. (owned)
tona01 16
ftw
LemonBerryCrunch 0
cheez im really confused at what he could have been looking at, maybe you should send pictures so i get the full picture aha
rudy10 0
ok
SirEBC 7
Thank you for your profound contribution.
sikkar 0
Good for you.
mpclaw 3
1st, lets hope you are a girl. 2nd, that's what your chest is for. looking.
tayza249 20
actually, a woman's breasts are for feeding babies
maronofhearts 19
well actually breasts are also used as a display for mating the reason breasts have developed so much is because humans can have sex facing each other unlike most animals so technically they are there to seek attention naturally. I am not saying the cashier (i refuse to call them baristas or anything else they arent special) didnt go to far but they are there to attract and it is up to the woman to reject unwanted people.
5t3ff1k4h 47
"...the reason breasts have developed so much..." Um... are you forgetting the fact that there are small-chested women in the world? How do you explain them, then? The post above you is correct. Breasts have not changed since human existence (except in many cases, they have gotten larger due to being overweight or obese (!), not because of mating) and have always been used, unless the woman was unable for whatever reason, for breastfeeding her baby.
Kb_Harlem 0
wah wah wahhhhhhh... " Omg some dude totally checked out my rack..." it's Starbucks and if it's the first time that you have noticed this happening then take a stroll by a construction site for me...
aznmex21 3
hahahah well put
mea_iloveskiing 26
they just have to smile all the time so they have to find an inspiration =)
owickedme 0
Was it raining outside? Were your nipples erect? If so ydi. If not get a breast reduction so this can never ever happen to you again.
DU0 0
"What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift." - Seth
FFYL334 0
good superbad reference
n0obpr0 4
pic or didn't happen....