Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML
Today, a friend of mine had a Wii party and made everyone into Miis. My Mii had freckles. I don't have freckles. When I commented on it, she said, "Well, there isn't a zit feature." FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58
One man's blackhead is another man's freckle.
Kruiser 16
I had to reread this about 5 times because of the lack of punctuation.
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Comments (40)
ninjakitty254 23
At leas you were complimented ?
bearstyle22 11
freckles...righttttttt. shhhh just go with it OP
FemskyD 26
Well apparantly theres a positive way of looking at it! ?
pastel_fml 18
Be glad they make you look attractive at least!
jennilis 0
It sucks that your blackheads wont go away but at least they look good! :P and as everyone else here has said, your physical imperfection has been complimented :P which is a rare (but totally awesome) thing.
emmaaadotcom 20
At least it was a positive thing. I got complimented on my apparent 'dimples'. They were really a spot mixed with a scar. Ha!
Mr_Saikaly 35
at least it was a compliment :)
Jinxsie 27
Blackheads > Pimples If it's really that annoying then I hope you're able to find a solution. I use Lemon & Honey for my face. :)
MELKOZAR 27
Poor poor guy.
vikky538 29
they call it freckles..we call it perfect blackheads...