Today, I was complimented on my freckles. I don't actually have freckles, just a load of blackheads that won't go away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
Today, I was romantically cuddling with my boyfriend. He looked deep into my eyes, stared lovingly at me, and said, "I never noticed, but you have the most adorable freckles on your face..." Blushing, I tilted my head to the side. He then said, "Oh, never mind, those are just your blackheads." FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes looking in the mirror trying to remove a blackhead from my chin. It was a freckle. FML
Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML
Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML
Today, a friend of mine had a Wii party and made everyone into Miis. My Mii had freckles. I don't have freckles. When I commented on it, she said, "Well, there isn't a zit feature." FML
Today, my friends told me, "Don't worry about your bad acne. It kind of looks like the pattern the avatars have on their heads." FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend and I said that I was self-conscious of my acne. He told me that only one of my zits was noticeable and that it wasn't so bad. In fact he said it looked cool, like a bullet wound or something "awesome" like that. FML
Today, at work as an optician, I gave a little girl a new pair of glasses and asked her if she could see better with them. She replied, "Oh, yeah, you've got two big zits on your nose!" FML
Today, I noticed that my acne has gotten so bad, I can see it out of my peripheral vision. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58
One man's blackhead is another man's freckle.
Kruiser 16
I had to reread this about 5 times because of the lack of punctuation.
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Comments (40)
Cortana101 16
Embrace your pimples for they can be make shift freckles
Witchylady 18
Have you tried squeezing them.
fuggotmuggot 14
At least you look cute.
mewlugia 8
if you go to a drugstore you might be able to find an extraction tool and it will work like a charm, I speak from experience :)
minutestomadness 5
there's face masks for that..
Robaroni333 3
Same
charlieoogx 7
Pore strips and scrubs (not often though like once a week)
1karls1 8
You should get something for that. They eventually make holes in your face.
icecreamisrad 13
Get a facial. Steam. Mud masks. Pick them.
d j mom 9
try Biore. also there's a beauty tool a specifically for blackheads.