Today, I read that using vegetable oil would give your legs a smooth feel, especially if you haven't shaved for weeks. So I tried it out. My legs felt slimy, the oil clogged up the blades, and I was reduced to shaving my legs with a naked razor head and soapy water. Endlessly smooth indeed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML
Today, I was using Veet instead of shaving, so that the razor wouldn't cut up my legs. I cut myself with the plastic utensil that you're supposed to use to remove the Veet. FML
Today, I ran a hand down my freshly shaven leg to appreciate the smoothness, only to come up with a hand covered in blood. FML
Today, I bought an expensive razor that's supposed to be great. My roommate asked if she could borrow it, and as her legs just looked like they needed touching up, I said sure. After a strangely long amount of time, she came back, thanked me and left. Her legs were still hairy. FML
Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
Today, I shaved my legs. It's been so long since I've shaved that my razor broke. FML
Today, I haven't shaved for so long the hair on my legs has split ends. FML
Today, I decided to shave my legs completely to be more confident in my dress. I spent over an hour making sure my legs were perfectly shaved. It wasn't until I had been out awhile that I realized I forgot to shave my armpits. FML
Today, it finally clicked in my mind how desperately lonely I am, when I shaved one of my legs just to find out what a woman's leg feels like. FML
Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML
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Top comments
kitsuneluvuh 12
You idiot, you use a tiny amount of oil AFTER you shave!!!
Brittneyyyy 7
I've never heard of shaving your legs with oil.... apparently it's a bad idea.
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Comments (62)
easwhitey 0
Wouldn't that make you break out
iliketurdles 7
of prison? why yes, yes it would.
daaaniel 0
lmfao #14
xxmollyxx 25
Olive oil or baby oil or whatnot sounds like a more sensible option. And, after you shave, like people above me have already said :) Always makes my legs super smooth!
generalasskicker 12
that's is a super cute pic
xxmollyxx 25
Thank you :)
ThatLooksSticky 16
I bet the OP's sink was as clogged as yours when she was done. ;)
kindlystfupls 0
cute kitty! and that's an interesting sink too. lol I've only seen them like that with 2 faucets.
Jizwold 0
I bet that pussy is wet
KatMay123 0
peverted pig -.-
fatfatgoeshome 8
No, I don't think that "pussy" is wet since, judging by the state of the kitty's fur, it's dry. Try again next time!
shanie123 10
sounds gross, never heard of that before
you_freak 7
Moral of the story? Don't believe everything you read. Or at least follow directions carefully and in order
Ella_fml 17
Umm... You haven't shaved in weeks but you STILL can't wait a day and go buy shaving cream? It honestly wouldn't have killed you. YDI, OP, but I don't see how your life is F'd unless this happens every time
Major_General 10
The point of shaving cream/soap is to remove the oil, making the hair stiffer for the blade. Then a little oil after for the skin. And by little I mean a few drops.
Emrysa 1
Here's a novel idea. Rinse your legs. Clean them with soap. Rinse your blade under hot water. Apply shaving lotion. Proceed as normal. Then add oil/lotion. Or you can just use a razor blade to scrape the oil off like this is 1100. Either way.
CallMeHush 1
Seriously? Do you believe everything you read? Please don't breed.
dramaa 0
harsh.
CallMeHush 1
I know, hardly a Darwin but come on. And not using a little dishsoap to get rid of the oil. OK, maybe shouldn't play with matches?
Metu 1
Trolled she got!
africanelephants 7
are you retarded??