Today, my girlfriend missed our date, so I angrily texted her, telling her if she can't make our dates then we should break up, and generally telling her off. Five minutes later I get a picture of her sleeping in a hospital bed from her mother, saying, "Shut the fuck up, she had appendicitis." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I cancelled our date tonight. I cancelled because I had a seizure and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML
Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML
Today, after being in the hospital for two weeks after emergency abdominal surgery, my girlfriend, who didn't even bother to ask how I was, made me hobble to her house just to dump me and send me straight back home. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over four years cheated on me in revenge for me abandoning our date last night. I'm a surgeon on call at the local hospital. FML
Today, our dog became ill. My mom wasted no time attending her every needs and became very distressed. When I had appendicitis a few months ago, my mom told me to “sleep it off” and a friend had to take me to the hospital. She only called once to bitch at me for “doing this on purpose to make her feel bad.” FML
Today, my girlfriend slapped me and dumped me because she thought I was gay, simply because I had to miss a date because one of my guy friends was in a car accident, and I went to see him at the hospital. FML
Today, my girlfriend texted me to pick her up some medicine because she’s "all plugged up." When I arrived with laxatives, she yelled at me. She meant her sinuses. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
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Glam_fml 0
And this is why you find out what's going on *before* you freak out.
lmmmr 0
Asshole. You didn't think to call?
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Comments (346)
BLNovelist 0
Over reaction much? She missed one date - you should have gotten over it, and left her a polite message asking what happened and if everything was alright. YDI for being a bitch a bout it.
CDS09 0
If this was a repeat I could see it, but if this was the first time, then damn...you gf misses a date and thats what you assume? A simple call would not only have clarified this, but also would show concern. So unless she missed dates several times before (minus the appendicitis of course ;) then YDI.
cough 0
pwned lol
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
That's why you never assume. Dumbass.
auroraaustralis 0
You're a moron. Enough said.
MissNae 0
I hope she leaves you. Nice work! to the Mum
jonnymohio 2
Anger management classes. Take one now.
18legalawesome 0
Maybe next time you should consider asking why she keeps missing your dates instead of having a bitchfit. Now stop hanging around FML, go over to the hospital with a big thing of roses and say you're sorry for being an asshat.
auroraaustralis 0
Seriously, 54. What is this guy doing on FML? He should be at the hospital begging for forgiveness.
luckyyyy 0
FYL cuz you did'nt know but YDI for being an asshole about it
Cromwellsandwich 0
I wouldn't say he deserves it.. He should have been one of the first people contacted if she's undergoing an operation.