Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing, "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall…" Before I could say "…asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was performing for a fairly large crowd with my band. I decided it would look cool to stand on one of the speakers and sing from there. It did look pretty cool for a bit until I tried to step off and fell face-first on the floor mid-song. FML
Today, I was getting ready for school and stepped out on my porch to go wait for the bus. I literally said out loud, “Today is gonna be a good day.” I took one step and fell all the way down the stairs. FML
Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML
Today, after a month of things going wrong in my life and finally getting better, I woke up refreshed and ready to face the day. Then, I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while reading the 'mind your step' sign. FML
Today, while playing a gig with my band, I tried pulling the classic "playing the guitar with one foot on the monitor" rock-star pose. However, I misjudged the height of the monitor, didn't notice the puddle of beer in front of it, slipped, and fell off the stage into the security guy. FML
Today, I laced up my fabulous new boots and walked outside to find my hot neighbor, with whom I carpool every morning. I struck a pose, feeling quite confident. Upon taking my first step down the stairs, I fell forward. I woke up an hour later with 7 stitches in my head. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my acoustic guitar on my back. I saw a girl that I like coming down the opposite way, so I decided to play my guitar to try and impress her. I started to tune it quickly, but while I wasn't paying attention, I ran into a pole. Now my guitar is cracked. FML
Today, I was walking down my very steep basement stairs when I fell and rolled all the way down but luckily I didn't hurt anything. While walking back up around the very last stair, my cat jumped out on me, causing me to roll all the way back down. FML
Today, I went to a karaoke bar that my girlfriend works at. I'm a halfway decent singer, so I picked out a song we both liked and decided to give it a go. Halfway through the song I sneezed, tripped, fell off the stage and knocked myself out in front of my girlfriend and fifty bar patrons. FML
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pandaboy123 7
Hope your guitar is okay.
phoenix72 9
This made me laugh out loud! Thanks OP, I needed a good giggle. Hope you're ok though :-)
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Comments (134)
buckdharma 38
Oooh woe is me, I feel so badly for you Oooh woe is me, I feel so sadly for you... but she told you not to walk this way. What's your next song, you see me crying?
JDCH_99 10
Don't let it get you down.
chabelo 10
just pretend that youre Bruce Willis
buckdharma 38
You telling lies thinking I can't see You don't cry cos you're laughing at me I'm down (I'm really down) I'm down (down on the ground) I'm down (I'm really down) How can you laugh when you know I'm down (How can you laugh) when you know I'm down
chanellgymnast 17
She loves you. :)
29dear 16
this is epic. I would die if my significant other did this for me, because that's my favorite song. but falling down the stairs, I would laugh too, but then make up for it later on cause I'd feel bad. ;)
Smoxxii 17
I'm sure your wife loved it. Not only was it romantic, but you made her laugh. I would've loved it anyway. :)
olpally 33
Stairway to heaven? DENIED!
onorexveritas 24
gravity has epic timing
LouLouV_fml 4
Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh....
twinkiefeets 17
You deserve it for singing such a shitty song.