Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
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Top comments
jizzwold 21
Are you blind?
MissMess 12
I bet you made their day, but seriously you should have waited to unpick that shit. That's not a good look in public.
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Comments (108)
santel_fml 8
*****
GripItRight 10
just kidding. I Was not in the room at the time.
GripItRight 10
WOW WAS THAT YOU! great legs, mmm text me.
cartedor 18
Wahaha, this is gold.
alitbaby 14
you really didn't notice the glASS?
Kiyaralovestolol 14
How in the world did you not notice that ? YDI
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
Wouldn't unpicking a wedgie be giving yourself a wedgie?
CantTouchThat 29
You can't go around giving barber shops free shows!! What's wrong with you? They need to pay first then you sort your wedgie!!
kevingirl 6
so you can't tell the difference between a wall and a window? are you blind? and who does that shit on the street???
EmDizzle2007 28
you don't unpick a wedgie. you can unstick it or pick it.. unless you were putting your panties IN your ass... in which case, that sounds suspect.