Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and sorted it. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me. Not such a solid wall after all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to discreetly fix a wedgie while walking into a crowded store. Right as I yanked my waistband, the automatic doors opened and revealed a full line of people staring directly at me mid-adjustment. FML
Today, I was given a wedgie by a complete stranger in a crowded bar. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I got a wedgie after a workout class. As I was walking, I used my gym bag to discreetly unwedgie it, and then turned around to check that no one was there. The cute guy that I had a crush on last year was right behind me, and by the look on his face, it wasn't discreet. FML
Today, I was using the elliptical when I got a bad wedgie. All the ellipticals are up against a wall so after trying to pick it, I finally decided to just pull down the back of my pants and underwear. I then remembered there was a window to a yoga class behind me. I mooned them all. FML
Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
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jizzwold 21
Are you blind?
MissMess 12
I bet you made their day, but seriously you should have waited to unpick that shit. That's not a good look in public.
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Comments (108)
Angelrae 5
They liked it :)
GothickNihilist 15
Nice clue Watson. Nice clue.
happylappy 21
You deserve it. If you're are going to do something like lifting up your skirt to pick a wedgie on the street , be 100% sure that there is know one who can see you!
laurbear87 8
No* one
eaglerob 20
Were they smiling?! If you're going to put on a show, go big or go home! ;)
attitude_angel 15
Lifting your skirt on the street is never a good idea, even if your backed up against a wall...it'll still look weird either way :/
dontpanic_fml 32
Yes, how did OP think that backing up against a wall like a buffoon and yanking the back of her skirt up would look, anyway? It's not like that makes her invisible. What a case this OP is...
woiz 11
u should have said "kiss my cute ass !!"
MrPlopper 9
Somebody's been watching to much ****
DDCA 24
You little exhibitionist!
randomkayx3 11
Next time suck it up until you are somewhere private.
RedPillSucks 33
I think all the guys at the barber shop would have been willing to suck something.
chimichangaballs 7
Her butt was sucking something
miyaviichan 27
50, why was that so funny to me?
firefighter925 18
I bet u made their day
Rawdawgg11 4
Don't wear underwear. There. Solved the problem
cheertrombonist 9
Or just find a bathroom and save yourself from the embarrassment. Solved the problem.
EvilUndead 9
And after that we'll probably see FML like this: "Today, I had to unpick a wedgie in the street. I backed against a wall, lifted my skirt and then remembered that I DIDN'T wear any underwear today. I then turned around and caught eye contact with several men in the barbers behind me."
RedPillSucks 33
Or worse. "I backed into what I thought was a wall, but it was a door and I got felt up by the next person to exit".
Enslaved 38
Next time, be more picky where you do it.