Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dog was so happy to see me that he laid down on his back and started pissing like a fountain. He pissed on everything around him, including me. FML
Today, my dog took a dump beside the air intake for our furnace. The house now smells like dog crap. FML
Today, my dog figured out she can wipe her butthole on my walls after having squeezed out a turd or two. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, my morning started off by stepping in my dog's piss by the door. Then, stepping in my husband's piss by the toilet. FML
Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML
Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
Today, my dog and I came in from an afternoon in the back yard and he immediately shat on the carpet. Way to go boy. FML
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Top comments
ihartmytdi 23
It's always a great day when you learn a new trick with your dick!
_kyleG_ 34
Sounds like urine trouble then!
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Comments (37)
charlamagnet 9
I would pay to see this dog in action.
worldclassrager 41
Puppy pads?
moomimamoo 24
My two dogs can do that as well; when they were puppies it was hell trying to catch them, stop them peeing, and clean up after them Basically, I get your struggle, OP
AkaPanda 12
Some pee when excited
naviajack626 16
it happens when they are excited about something
epicbattle22 2
sounds like a bladder infection, assuming he isn't just a pup.
Erica_Anne1 9
my pup did this when he was little. pissed me off.
boxergirl1054 16
My dog did something similar to this ! She was walking with a toy in her mouth and She peed as she was walking:/
PandaBeer 15
My dog walks and *****
Bernadetta 12
OP, I have 7 cats and only two female cats are castrated and others are male cats. Guess who decided to mark its territory and guess whose mom doesn´t want to allow me to let a vet castrate them? And guess who have to clean it? And yeah, they are all trained to go outside and they also have a cat toillet, but it´s that time of year AGAIN. FML