Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML
Today, my girlfriend felt bad about a rude comment she made to me, and asked me to insult her in return. I told her she was getting fat. Wrong move; now she's not speaking to me. FML
Today, while in the shower with my girlfriend she was going on and on about how she thinks she's fat when she's in perfect shape. With what she said still on my mind, I meant to say "honey, you're so beautiful", but accidentally said "honey, you're so fat". I'll be sleeping alone tonight. FML
Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML
Today, my friend told me she had a stalker who had been emailing her. I laughed, and told her it was probably some fat, ugly virgin sat behind his computer all day. I then continued to describe and mock the stalker, only to realise that I was basically describing myself. FML
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I was arguing with a friend over whether or not I'm fat. She kept telling me that I was. Angry, I sat down on the chair beside her. It broke. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, my friend asked me to tell her the truth why she’s single and friendless except for me. I answered honestly and told her it’s because she’s so negative it drives people away, and it doesn’t help that she’s got bad BO and is morbidly obese. Now she won’t talk to me. FML
Today, I sent my girlfriend a long-overdue message telling her I feel like she doesn't really care about me any more, that it seems like she only ever calls me when she needs money, and that I'm even starting to suspect she may be cheating on me. 14 hours later, she replied: "TL;DR". FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0
I hope you got out the awkward turtle. He exists for moments like that.
DJ_Chutfield 4
"LOL that was SO meant for the last line hahahaha" is all that's needed
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Comments (43)
fuzz97 23
I've had that problem before.
Rawr_My_Love_45 0
Hey, don't sweat it. This could happen to anyone. If she feels insulted explain it to her and later on you'll laugh about it. This just be a f*** my day not a fml. :D Smile and Have A Great Day. -Cassie
lky830 0
SDI because she was fishing for complements
mckkayua 0
she probably isn't even that fat. us girls always say we're fat when really we aren't
shortie_sauce 0
so so true. all girls have those "im fat" days every now and then, whether they actually are or not.
pinkandblaqk15 0
omg I hate when that happens u type one thing and before u send it they say something else and ur like oh god no!!!!
FerrariCake 2
Golden rule when having a conversation with a girl: just let her talk. Don't say anything; it will only get you in trouble. . Now you know.
TheLetterZero 7
And knowing is half the battle!
raw_tigahh 2
lol golden advice
purpleisacolor 0
which is why so many lose lol
KurouTenshi 0
If you're having to listen to this bitch go on about how she got teased, I'm guessing its because you've never hung out with a real girl before that knows how to handle bullshit--so I'm guessing your "poor typing skills" stem from typing with one hand while fapping with the other, soley because you're actually "talking" to a girl. So the solution is obvious: MUST. NOT. FAP.
saranottelling 7
Teased Girl: Doesn't help being fat. Guy: So, so true. Teased Girl: Wait... you were trying to reply to the message above that one, right? Guy: I didn't mean that! Teased Girl: YOU THINK I'M FAT??? Guy: Yes, exactly! *teased girl logs off* You're always one message behind, right OP? I've been there only I told a friend her brother was hot and her dog dying was good.
scorpioserpent 1
^^Win
ricekrispies_fml 0
LOL.
x_HELLo_tHERE_x 0
Well done! That made me feel better.
Thunderbender 2
*Gives you a cookie for that comment*
anthraxcp 0
there should be an option called she deserved it on this site. fatties need to learn
HanaxD 0
If she's really fat she needs to realize and not go around hoping people will say she's not. If she's not she knows it, so no harm done.