Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML
Today, while on a nature hike with friends. I tried to take a selfie at the edge of a cliff with the majestic view as a backdrop, but I slipped and dropped my phone. It's now RIP (resting in pieces) at the bottom of a ravine. FML
Today, I was taking my dogs for a walk, then it started to rain, and the wind went mad. I ran for cover in the trees near a bridge, slipped and fell into a river. I was soaking wet and my boots were full of water. Then to get back out of the river, I had to use stinging nettles as hand holds. FML
Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML
Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML
Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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Top comments
interventions 1
ahahahahahaha good job buddy
holynemesis1208 3
too bad your dog didn't go after it.
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Comments (60)
confucious 0
genius doesn't even describe you. it's a new level of retard. I wish I could have seen you talking to a stick. priceless.
snusfrost 0
how could you be so dumb? I mean your phone had to be up to your ear. so how could you suddenly take it away from your ear without knowing and throw it in the river YDI
bassplayer27 0
coordination at its finest
alison179sd 0
ur a moron.
kelseamariah 0
Hahahahaha! that made my day! lmao thanks. that's one of the best ones yet!
dhiran_singh 16
Time to call Ceaser Millian LOL
amiritelol 3
lol
nyellow 6
Maybe next time you should use blue tooth you pumpkin pie hair cutter freak
imhope 23
Well that's smart
YellowKettleBell 31
I go to the park just hoping to witness something like this.