Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML
Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML
Today, while on a nature hike with friends. I tried to take a selfie at the edge of a cliff with the majestic view as a backdrop, but I slipped and dropped my phone. It's now RIP (resting in pieces) at the bottom of a ravine. FML
Today, I was taking my dogs for a walk, then it started to rain, and the wind went mad. I ran for cover in the trees near a bridge, slipped and fell into a river. I was soaking wet and my boots were full of water. Then to get back out of the river, I had to use stinging nettles as hand holds. FML
Today, I was texting while making dinner. I went to pour the noodles into the boiling water and I dropped my phone in. Not thinking, I went to retrieve it from the water. I now have a completely useless phone and a useless hand. FML
Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, I tripped on a rock, fell in a pond, and lost my phone. All while dressed as a banana for a charity run. FML
Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML
Today, I forgot my phone on the roof of my car. I took a 30 minute drive from my friend's city to my city. I got on to my driveway, surprised to see my phone still there. Thinking I'm really lucky, I pick up my phone. Then, I trip over a pebble, cracking my phone in the process. FML
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Top comments
interventions 1
ahahahahahaha good job buddy
holynemesis1208 3
too bad your dog didn't go after it.
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Comments (60)
julesies 0
hahahahaha. this sounds like something i'd do.
liamandme18 0
my god! this is hilarious but really sucks. my phone is my life so i would have had a panic attack/tantrum/full on freak out if that happened to me
CrazedLeper 0
Not believable. Even if someone threw the phone by mistake, a stick feels nothing like a phone. I seriously doubt anyone would have talked into a stick for any length of time.
Dave010897 0
#54 is true, but the 1st part is believable and hilarious :D
mathews666 0
thts why we use bluetooth buddeh
BlaisOf_Fire91 0
Yeah, but Bluetooth makes you look like you're talking to yourself :)
wordgirl 0
I took my new Blackberry Storm out in the Wal-Mart bathroom so I could play WordMole while I did some business, and accidentally left it sitting in the stall. It was gone when I came back, and I reported it stolen only to find out that the Verizon rep sold me 3rd party insurance, and my brand-new Storm got replaced with a "reconditioned" one that the screen only "clicks" on one side. The other side is frozen. FML.
NeeNee_fml 0
I needed that laugh. Thanks!
TibAtSchool 0
Throw the stick or the phone... It's so confusing!! :] I'm only joking, I would've done the same.
youngboss_fml 2
that could happen to me but its just HILARIOUS
ziqi92 0
ROFL u were talking to a stick LOLOLOLOL i can only imagine how great u must have looked! XD