Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML
Today, I was forced to look on in utter horror as an old lady backed out of her parking space, kept going well past the turning point, and slammed straight into my car, putting a dent in the front and shattering the headlights. FML
Today, as I was walking to my car, I noticed a car with a tail light out. Trying to be a good citizen, I walked up to the driver's side door and said, "Excuse me…" The lady then maced me through the open window. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I was stopped in traffic when a woman rear-ended me, backed up, and sped off along the shoulder, taking my passenger side mirror with her. FML
Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML
Today, I was walking out of the grocery store when out of nowhere, a car backing up pretty fast sped down the parking lot and hit me, causing me to fall down and drop all of my groceries. The woman jumped out of her car, not to help me, but to carefully check her bumper for scratches. FML
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theslimshadylp 6
Old people just don't seem to give a **** these days.
omfg_creepers 8
Now that's a sticky situation
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Comments (104)
erinchick1 7
Call the cops! That's a hit and run!
fordneagles 34
Hope you got the rego of her car OP
monocyte 4
Sometimes in this world, if you allow yourself to be a chicken, you're gonna get eaten by foxes (or rear-ended and spilled soda on).. Gotta learn to react fast.
GothInside 6
Wow grannie racked up some charges! Hit & run & either assault or battery (I can never remember which is which) for dumping the soda on u. Sorry OP, hope u at least got her licence plate number!
Fisheyedfool7 2
I get it mixed up sometimes too. Assault is the attempt and battery is making contact...I'm fairly sure.
Fisheyedfool7 2
I would've ran her down and rang her neck for all that is holy!
furbyface711 9
Didn't think to get her plate number when he drove away?
senbonzakura90 3
I guess that's how they handled their business back in the day
WajdiSmirat 12
What a B*tch... you should have ran her down!!
agentx52 13
Why didn't you chase her?
rainbowteehee 6
What a ******* bitch!