Today, while eating lunch, one of my friends told a joke that made everyone at the table laugh. Apparently, the guy standing behind me overheard and was laughing too. So much in fact that he spewed the red Gatorade he was drinking all over the back of my white shirt and hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a lunch meeting with important people from my company. While drinking from my wine glass someone cracked a joke, causing me to snort a fountain of wine all over my lap, splashing the people next to me. The horrified look on my boss's face sitting opposite me said everything. FML
Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML
Today, I had a meeting at work with my board of directors for a potential promotion. When one of them told a joke, I politely let out an amused snort. Then, I noticed my director's white shirt and tie covered in red splatter. I nose bled all over the director of my company. FML
Today, I laughed so hard at a joke that I snorted, which caused me to choke on my Coke, which then caused me to fall off my chair. The joke wasn’t even that funny. FML
Today, in the bus, my Gatorade bottle's badly screwed cap resulted in my Jello being ruined and yellow Gatorade poured all over myself, the seat, and the floor. It looks like I pissed myself, and I still have to go through a whole building where several of my colleagues live before making it home. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML
Today, I was at my favorite Mexican restaurant when I realized my really cute waiter, along with his buddies kept looking at me and smiling. Trying to be cool, I took a bite of my burrito, choked, and spilled ground beef down my new shirt and in my bra. They laughed the whole time. FML
Today, I was at a fancy restaurant. I was drinking some water when I noticed a hot guy eating alone at another table waving at me. I smiled back, but had forgotten to swallow the water so it dribbled out of my mouth all over my shirt. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
Today, I was at a comedy club, and the girl behind me was drinking. Before she swallowed it, the comedian said something funny, making her spit it all in my hair. I had just had it done for my sister's wedding tomorrow. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
It must suck that you have white hair at your young age.
Primus_fml 0
What the hell was the joke?
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Comments (76)
yaysmile 0
man that must have been one hell of a joke.
carly426 0
that must of been onne great joke!:)
MobPanda 0
YDI for wearing white
cassiieeX22 0
he be creepinn! be careful OP(:
xWTF_FML_FTWx 1
I did that to a friend of mine at the lunch table at school lol seriously it was red gatorade too. he made me laugh and I spit it all over him. we just laughed
Maxwell77 2
you have white hair? shitty for you.
A_Khalifa 0
ydi 4 sitting infront of a douche
Eden192 0
61 - look up your shit on a real website not a biased non-media outlet. humans are the only mammal to have EVOLVED to be able to drink milk after our infancy. it continues to be a healthy drink until well into your adult lifehood. Also, not that large a percentage of people are actually lactose intolerant.
KILLALITRO 0
and I've heard that koala bears really like hippo milk
katelynjoy 0
That sucks. Take a shower and change your shirt. Life will go on.
mz_s15 0
Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! I feel for you OP!