Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
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Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
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inkdeath87 18
Tell the officer what happened! Don't take the punishment for someone else's stupidity!!!
Mideoyeo 12
If he bumped into you twice, I hope you at least got call his information or at least his license!
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Comments (61)
phoneYuNOlisten 16
Should have slammed on the breaks while he was doing it. He would be responsible. Say there was an animal crossing the road.
HeartOfLead 24
Cops are a rear pain in the ass. You should have definitely been a tattle-tail and let the cops know of his reckless driving.
kinky44 28
Man, you're so right. What have cops ever done for anybody? I really hope when you need a cop, one doesn't show up.
furbyface711 9
You should have stopped completely when he hit you and called 911
sematariux 7
OP, why didn't you pull off to the shoulder of the road and get in behind the aggressive asshole?? Get his license plate and call him in to the police for wreckless driving
HeartOfLead 24
Maybe he was trying to get your attention so he could tell you something. Just a thought.
underthesea12 24
get out of the fast lane!
SilverWarrior 7
Fyl, but for future reference, just slam your brakes. His fault for being to close.
yawz 1
Next time the closer the guy get the slower u go he hits u call the cops get his plate number and tell the cops what happend
TheDistance567 10
I would have called the police. They take things like that seriously. I've been in 2 similar situations. One time they told me to try to get them to follow me into the police station parking lot and the other time they actually came out and pulled the car over that was following me. There are better ways to deal with that situation.
Coolet90 7
I carry a tire iron for that reason. throw that car in park and call the cops. if he gets out grab the tire iron and make as much noise as possible to get someone else's attention for witnesses. if he goes around u. license plate and car make n model...