Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was tailgated on the highway. There was a car in the lane next to me, and my tailgater was WAY too close to risk slowing down, so I sped up in order to switch lanes, which bumped me over the speed limit. That's when my tailgater turned on the flashing lights. FML
Today, a cop almost rear-ended my car, slammed on the gas with no warning, swerved around me, flipped me the bird, then cut me off and then drove a full ten miles under the speed limit. When I changed lanes to overtake him, he pulled me over for road rage. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
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inkdeath87 18
Tell the officer what happened! Don't take the punishment for someone else's stupidity!!!
Mideoyeo 12
If he bumped into you twice, I hope you at least got call his information or at least his license!
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Comments (61)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
drive a truck next time
Sydney1600 9
B-but... you're from Canada
Zebediabolical 45
It could be near the border. Where American kids go to get drunk 2 years earlier than they can at home!
FrankHotpants 31
You know what really pisses me off, I saw this teenage girl next to me texting while driving and that's not cool, so I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.
KaylaTackett 18
You should of slammed on your breaks and let him rear end you. Then he would have to pay for the damage.
Cinn_fml 23
Not necessarily, if a driver slams on their brakes for no discernible reason then they're the ones at fault for reckless driving, and in this case would result in them paying for the damage despite the fact they were the ones being rear ended.
Hound328 9
That's why I carry a colt 45
SkyDog 9
Someone did that to my mom. She simply slowed down and the guy hit her. Automatically making it his fault.
Kristoffer 35
If he bumped you, and you didn't stop to exchange insurance information, then you're both guilty of hit and run.
dewberry2001 25
If you wanted to peel out wouldn't you put it in low gear?
Dead_Fox 17
The beginning of every horror movie ever... I'm picturing inbred virginians with antlers in their grill
caysters 12
I'd have called 911 and gotten the cops there as soon as his ass hit me the first time!