Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML
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Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
Today, I blew a tire without money for a spare, had to have my ex come get my kids, drove home on three tires, and possibly fucked things up with my girlfriend beyond repair. My girlfriend is the only person keeping me sane, and I might lose her. FML
Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML
Today, I was driving to an important job interview, and I was running late. Just as I was about to get on the highway, I saw my ex standing by the road with a flat tire. I stopped to help because I'm a nice person. Turns out, the spare tire was also flat. We called for a tow truck, and I missed my interview. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML
Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML
Today, my husband blew a tire in a hidden pothole on the way to work. I picked him up in my car later that day, only to hit an entirely different pothole, bending my rim, and catapulting my hubcap into the woods. FML
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eunami 15
Report her to the police OP!
staychill 16
Make her pay for the damages that's unacceptable
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Comments (111)
dragon0313 9
Omg I hope you have alot of evidence so you can take it to the police and get this psycho off the streets. I hope your alright OP
akai4986 16
wow , she managed to give you the worst thing in life ever
gosh_mate 30
That's terrible!! Target something you only tend to only use in dire situations.
wingman626 10
i was hoping you would say "in 'tire' situations"...
phreaker913 21
you should check your spare tire more often op
AyeJay101 25
Well I guess, in your time of need, she wanted to make sure that you remembered her.
Drnknmonkey08 12
did she do it RIGHT after the break up and it took that long to find? or Did she do it recently?? either way she is completely psycho, take pictures of the tire with the note and then take the note to the police and file a restraining order!
BlondeSlasher 15
I have to ask, although I know it will get nagative votes, what the hell did you do to piss her aff that bad?
MrZsDad 19
With that name....do you already know? lol
BlondeSlasher 15
Yeah, any person can call anybody a psycho but that doesn't necessarily mean that they are. If they've been married with kids and he goes around and cheats and she caught him, hell yeah I'd go psycho on the bitch too. You don't know her and there is always a back story to every "psycho" claim so the question still stands.
rifletwirler92 15
To be true, some people are just salty about their breakups and paint their exes in the worst light possible. And then there's those that would quite willingly put their ex in harm's way, i.e. slashing their tires. I think the OP's statement might have some truth to it.
BlondeSlasher 15
It makes no sense that she would go to these extremes after three years of supposed separation and try to put him in "harms" way. He must have really ****** her over in some way because let me tell ya, I can't even remember who I dated three years ago. The shit just seems sketchy is all.
meli1195 31
you must have a very active dating life, because most people I know still remember who they dated 3 years ago
BlondeSlasher 15
That's the only thing you got from all this? smh I'm done here....
immunetoinsanity 23
But did you die?
russfml 31
It sounds like a restraining order is well in order here. Sounds like she should be charged, I'd let the police know of this., that is ****** up. FYL OP
alex_gen 39
Restraining order? Restitution? No. She's going to prison for attempted murder! Premeditated, at that. OP, I really hope you don't have any major injuries, and with the evidence, it'll be swift case to convict her.
Polynomial 28
How is the spare tire being slashed equal to attempted murder? She didn't cut her breaks.
Brandi_Faith 34
27, you're assuming that ops ex punched a hole in the tire he was driving on causing it to go flat. But from the sounds of it he drove over something that popped his tire. Therefore the only thing she did was slash the spare tire and make it so he had to call a tow truck; no attempted murder there.
mistertbawk420 10
a flat spare is not attempted murder. that there is the stereotypical "call the cops on everyone, arrest them all" american attitude. the cops are not your callboys, nor do they wait on you hand and foot. if I was a cop and you called 911 because your ex slashed your spare tire, I would beat you for wasting my time