Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML
Today, I blew a tire without money for a spare, had to have my ex come get my kids, drove home on three tires, and possibly fucked things up with my girlfriend beyond repair. My girlfriend is the only person keeping me sane, and I might lose her. FML
Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML
Today, I saw a car on the side on the highway with a popped tire. The driver didn't have a spare, so I nicely gave them mine. One hour later my tire popped. FML
Today, I was driving to an important job interview, and I was running late. Just as I was about to get on the highway, I saw my ex standing by the road with a flat tire. I stopped to help because I'm a nice person. Turns out, the spare tire was also flat. We called for a tow truck, and I missed my interview. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML
Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML
Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML
Today, my husband blew a tire in a hidden pothole on the way to work. I picked him up in my car later that day, only to hit an entirely different pothole, bending my rim, and catapulting my hubcap into the woods. FML
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eunami 15
Report her to the police OP!
staychill 16
Make her pay for the damages that's unacceptable
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Comments (111)
Kidjazzin 17
I would definitely call the police and get a restraining order if you haven't already.
wishfulthinks 19
As bad as I feel for you OP, both FYL and YDI because you should always check your spare regularly. Hope you get something sorted out with her soon! I recommend a restraining order!
buckdharma 38
She sounds like a retread.
Eyalsh 32
oh, the irony.
LostInTheZone11 29
I say both. Unless she broke into your car recently and knifed it, then it's a straight FYL. If she did it 3 years ago then it's partially a YDI for you not monitoring your spare tire's air pressure in all that time since.
Oppression_fml 19
I am interested to know if the knife was put there 3 years ago, or recently?
CyberSeeker 20
what a nice fellow
fridsten 5
YDI for not checking your spare regularly. Besides that, what a psycho ex! Good riddance!
MrZsDad 19
Did you have the car this long and this is from the time of the breakup? Or is she really that crazy and stalked you 3 years later?
Atowns40 18
Another example of why people should check their spares at least once a year
ajaxbuds25 10
What a bitch!