Today, my husband refuses to have sex with me, ever since I told him I wanted to try for a baby. When I asked him why, he said it was because he likes lack of responsibility and money in the bank more than the thought of a screaming baby, no sleep and strong suicidal urges. FML
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Today, my husband is sulking because he "can't" have sex with me. I've tried initiating things multiple times, but he keeps saying no, because I'm pregnant and he says it'd be exactly the same as having sex with his own kid. FML
Today, my husband won’t have sex with me anymore because he can’t be bothered. That’s been his excuse for almost three weeks, but he insists there’s nothing wrong, he just doesn’t want to. For reference, we had sex almost every day before this, so this is very abnormal behavior. FML
Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, my husband refuses to have sex with me until I get my tubes tied. We both agree that we don't want children, but this seems to be an exaggerated reaction since he learned that most birth controls are not 100% effective. FML
Today, and ever since we started trying for a baby, my husband initiates sex a lot less often than he used to, and has even started suffering from erectile dysfunction on occasion. Call me crazy, but I’m starting to suspect he doesn’t want a baby after all. FML
Today, my husband is pissed off, withholding affection, and not speaking to me. Why? I don't want to have sex with random men while he watches. FML
Today, my husband threw an epic temper tantrum because I wouldn’t have sex with him. I recently suffered from a miscarriage and the thought of anything going on down there makes me uncomfortable. He eventually calmed down and said, "Fine, just don’t be surprised if I end up cheating." FML
Today, my husband is refusing any kind of sex with me. Last week, as a prank, I slapped his ballsack during foreplay, not hard at all. Now he says he "can't trust me" near his junk, the big baby. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
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Paul Rushing 21
Y’all didn’t have the “kids or no kids” talk before you got married?!? You might have screwed yourself
MN_girl21 7
Or she should respect his wishes, not have kids with him, and if she truly wants kids get a divorce and find someone that does. It’s something they should have discussed before but that doesn’t make his wishes more important than hers.
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Comments (16)
DarkAngelsBlade 25
I think the big issue everyone is missing is the FML is no more sex. Perhaps he should get a vasectomy and you two should continue using condoms if he’s worried about you trying to force him into having a kid (which I’m not saying you are or that he is feeling that way) but discuss it with him, inform him that you wouldn’t betray his trust and lie about using contraceptives and that he’s more than welcome to get a vasectomy to assure that. Lastly, this is definitely something that should have been discussed prior to deciding to spend your life together in the eyes of religion/law. So if this marriage doesn’t work out, keep that in mind and good luck!
Julieworld 9
Leave him if you want kids and find someone who does
devsingh97 13
he's not wrong though
Taurus_ChicKa 37
What is with all the YDI votes? That sucks, OP, but you can still have sex. Just use protection - more than one form to be extra cautious.
Dellarica Bingelli 3
He’s 100% not someone who should be a parent, at least he knows it.