Today, I got a letter of complaint from my landlord. It said my loud, obnoxious trampling is disturbing my downstairs neighbor, and I have to stop. I'm small and hardly weigh anything, but it seems that if I want to keep my lease, I'll have to master the art of levitating. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a noise complaint about "loud stomping" in my apartment disturbing the tenant below. I guess I'm supposed to tell my sweet children that they are no longer allowed to play in their own home. FML
Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML
Today, my batshit crazy downstairs neighbor threatened me with "legal action" for making too much noise. According to her, it’s "illegal" for people in upstairs apartments to use vacuum cleaners, therefore I must sweep my carpets to avoid disturbing her and her imaginary guests. FML
Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML
Today, yet again, my upstairs neighbor can’t stop stomping. It’s troubling. There are random noises and thuds at 3 a.m. I've emailed the leasing office several times to no avail. I even told the leasing office that I didn't care if my neighbor has insomnia, I really don’t, I just have to be up at work by 6:00 a.m. every day. FML
Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML
Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML
Today, I live on the second floor and my neighbor from below banged on my door, telling me I sounded like a giant elephant and needed to learn to be quiet. I was eating ice cream in bed. I also live alone. FML
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I realized how nice it was that, after moving into my ground-floor apartment, I no longer have to worry about being too loud walking on the floor at night. Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbors do not have any qualms about shouting or stomping their feet loudly at night, either. FML
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every1luvsboners 11
I'd buy a pogo stick and jump nonstop until I went through the floor and landed on the arseholes head.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Sounds like oP could use lightweight and ninja pro
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alpacamybooks 11
Just because you're tiny doesn't mean you don't take heavy steps. I'm sure YDI.
Tdevonner 0
You probably walk hard...my roommate weighed 97 pounds soaking wet but she would like dig her heels in or something when she walked cuz it was soooo loud. I used to feel sry for the downstairs neibors cuz I sure as hell was annoyed watching her do it.
vbmg152 19
You're probably louder than you think! The last apt. I lived in, I could hear my neighbors breathe, their footsteps sounded very loud!
HU4L188 0
Size really doesnt affect how loud you walk... Maybe just a little. Just walk slowly and tiptoe
angel101216 0
Better start levitating!
N0vemberaccou_19 4
My roommate weights at most 100 pounds. Yet she walks on her heels and sort of stamps/shuffles her feet when she walks, so it always makes a ton of noise. Also, the girls who live above us always wear heels, so whenever they walk it makes a lot of noise. Just pay attention to why you're making noise as you walk; it rarely has to do anything with weight.
rastafarhi 0
Hahahahahahahahah epic
gennyjunk 4
I feel you OP on this one, my downstairs neighbors can even hear me shit, it sucks but there isn't much to do about it. Sorry lol
Snowbat4u 10
Small women are always the best to have sex with and feel like they will "break" in bed ;-)
5t3ff1k4h 47
This has nothing to do with the actual FML. Get out.
Bourne_ 5
Hi