Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my mom in my apartment packing my things and crying. When she saw me, she threw her arms around me and explained through her tears that she caught my girlfriend cheating on me and that she was sorry. My girlfriend and I are in an open relationship. I had to explain that. FML
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend after catching her cheating on me. After she finished crying, she had the brass balls to say she'd understand if I needed a couple of weeks to forgive her, and asked me for bus fare so she could go tell the other guy they could only be friends now. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, I walked in on my girlfriend cheating on me. The guy turned around and said, "Sorry, I borrowed your condoms." FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me. When I confronted her, she yelled at me for not noticing the signs sooner. FML
Today, I confessed to my girlfriend that I cheated on her. She told me that she needed time to think, and left. An hour later, her dad came by with a baseball bat. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
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Top comments
Gurljuice 0
That ****** sucks! Kick the bitch out!
Argumental_Rhino 8
Well... Was the trip fun?
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Comments (216)
TECC 4
what a ******* bitch
cortneyanne92 0
Dumb bit*h.
brianfaun 3
Oooooooh that's gotta suck
SomeDeadRabbits 8
Wow.
Ryan11adidas 4
Stupid *****! **** her!! You should "forgive" her then have make up sex and **** her in the ass, make her give you a BJ afterwords and then break up with her!
L1wolf 6
well she didnt try to day he just triped and fell in
JudgeComrade 17
OP, it's all on you - you should have knocked and called her to say you'd be home early. Come on, man, this kind of rudeness is just not acceptable. I bet you didn't even say hello to the guy!
dccomics94 12
Aaaaaaaand dump her!
Matt32179 8
Don't fall for it... She'll do it again... And again. Just kick her out.
Miss_Chevious 37
ditch the bitch