Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number, I wanted to mess with my girlfriend a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, I got a new cell phone. I was texting pictures from my old phone to my new one, including several dirty ones, when I noticed I wasn't receiving any of them on the new phone. I was texting the wrong number. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend an iPhone. I preloaded it with a bunch of cool apps and stuff and spent a lot and money. She used it to send a text to me 3 hours later saying that she thought we should break up. FML
Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML
Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
Today, my friends thought it would be fun to change my dad's name on my phone to my girlfriend's name. Guess who got an erotic text message when standing next to me while in the line to buy groceries. FML
Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML
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Top comments
mrollg 0
i totally thought this was going in a different direction!
amerrah 4
Hmm I wonder if Noah invited him to ride his ark.
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Comments (41)
amazinggbaby 2
Haha oh wow that's pretty funny. I always mess with my friends whenever I get a new number but I get the numbers right;)
dthsu2000 0
You are an ASS!
ganash22 6
layoff bitch ur just as much of an ass for calling him 1
iValerest 6
I thought you don't get a new number when you get a new phone... my sister got an iPhone today and her number didn't change... Anyway it's no biggie C:
NateFoust 0
#24 made milk come out of my nose oww it hurt and all over my iPod thanks and I wonder if he unleashed the animals inside
breenntt 0
YDI for trying to act smart.
Ellen_Farrah 0
my brothers name is Noah.... lol
kelsey_katie 17
Same here!! Lol
corleon198425 22
akward
friedchickenpie 14
I wasn't thinking straight. When you said girl, I thought daughter. So I was like "WTF WHY ARE YOU SEXTING YOUR DAUGHTER" and then I realized. Well... maybe you could get your daughter horny too...
DisappearingRose 18
Number? ;D