Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML
Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner at home with my girlfriend. Everything was perfect—candles, wine, the whole shebang. As we sat down, I felt something moving under the table. I thought it was her playing footsie. Nope, it was our cat with a very live, very tetchy mouse he'd just caught. Cue the screaming and wine spilling everywhere. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Wild Mouse appeared! JustMyLuck used Stomp! It's Super Effective! Wild Mouse fainted!
kaitlynadele 0
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! Why the hell would you ever step on a mouse? It's not a bug! You are sick and absolutely deserve it.
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Comments (293)
Mur1017 0
ewwwwwwww who stomps on a mouse well both FYL and YDI hahaha i wouldve ran away LOL
pattysays 0
YOU STOMPED ON THE MOUSE? how could you! YDI! mouse is a living thing too you know! omg poor thing! you don't do that with mice. you may do that with mosquitos or whatever but seriously! i can't believe what you did!!!!
f0rg3t_m3_n0t 0
Kyle: All animals kill, and the animals that don't kill are stupid ones like cows and turtles and stuff. Although stomping on a mouse is pretty dumb, I bet Stan would agree with me.
Kayokku 1
Dude, referencing South Park on an FML = WINNNN. && Stan probably would agree. Though he probably wouldn't appreciate getting dead mouse splattered on him. :v
mister_moops 0
what the ****? natural instinct? jesus, what are you thinking? like, i don't mean that whole animals are really smart thing, i'm sure that will get milked by other fml posters. what about the goddamn mess? are you cool with that every time you spot rodents?
youEQUALtosser 0
No way you would've known. Surely the family could've done something to stop you anyway. Not like you can't set a mouse trap and find her a new one.
MATT2438 0
@MATT2438 WHAT DID HIS SISTER SAY
iBeJess 0
WTF YOU BITCH WHY THE **** WOULD YOU STOMP ON A POOR, INNOCENT MOUSE?! YOU COULD DO SOMETHING HUMANE LIKE PICK IT UP AND PUT IT OUTSIDE. YDI FOR BEING A DISGUSTING BITCH
Six_and_the_Moon 3
F that mouse and his little sister's lives. YDI.
ajd 0
your natural instinct is to stomp on the mouse? WTF
3ChibiEds 0
why not omg mouse. who squishes mice