Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. We were all standing in the kitchen when suddenly a small white and brown mouse ran by. Out of natural instinct, I stomped on it. Turns out, it was his little sister's pet mouse that had gotten out of its cage earlier. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was laying in bed when my sister came running in, scared. I took my bat and went into the kitchen where the suspicious noise was coming from. It was a rat, right in the middle of the floor. I jumped on the counter and shrieked, just as my girlfriend walked in, who then actually dealt with it. FML
Today, my pet mouse demonstrated that he has bigger balls than my boyfriend, by running across the dinner table and eating off his plate, all while he jumped out of his chair, screaming like a girl. FML
Today, I accidentally left my sister's hamster's cage open and it escaped. My dad recently put mouse traps down. Guess where I found her. FML
Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML
Today, I was having a romantic dinner at home with my girlfriend. Everything was perfect—candles, wine, the whole shebang. As we sat down, I felt something moving under the table. I thought it was her playing footsie. Nope, it was our cat with a very live, very tetchy mouse he'd just caught. Cue the screaming and wine spilling everywhere. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I woke up at 6 a.m. and went into the kitchen, where I saw a mouse in front of the fridge. Petrified, I stood in the doorway shooing it for a few minutes. My husband then walked into the kitchen, picked up the "mouse", and threw it in the bin. It was a used tea bag. FML
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
Today, I set up a mouse trap to kill the rodent plaguing my kitchen. While lying in bed, I heard an unmistakable snap, and ran to see what I'd caught. The mouse trap was missing. I now have a large, angry, and possibly dying animal running around my house. FML
Today I opened the door for my cat and he brought in a rat with him. Now the rat is hiding in my house. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
Wild Mouse appeared! JustMyLuck used Stomp! It's Super Effective! Wild Mouse fainted!
kaitlynadele 0
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?! Why the hell would you ever step on a mouse? It's not a bug! You are sick and absolutely deserve it.
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Comments (293)
fckaduck 0
FTW. OP, you're a freak. >_
Roberto_66 0
You stomp a mouse?? That must make a great mess...
sbarre1 0
Ew. You're a sick **** o_o
sobe23 0
Whose natural instinct is to stomp?! I thought most people just freak out.
RandomPasserby 0
Stomping on a mouse is natural instinct? The Eff? A normal human would know that it'd create a big mess of guts splattered over the place and instead, would either run from it or shoo it away to somewhere else. Geez, what sort of a person ARE you? YDI
Arick 0
She's an Iowa girl. They are naturally tougher than most other girls, and some guys.
jessxoxo28 5
who stomps on a mouse as a "natural instinct"? normally a person would try to get on the counter or something, not try to stomp the guts out of a poor mouse. if i were ur bf's sis, i would make ur life a living hell after that, lol... good luck
blah123blah 0
What the ****? Who the **** stomps on a mouse anyways? ******* inbred.
eliz3 0
Pimpin I can't even be bothered to read your ******* reply. I read the first few lines, realised you were talking complete bullshit. Well done and don't bother next time.
RatIsKing 0
why would you step on a mouse? I'm calling the SPCA!
EasilyUnamused 2
HOW do you stomp on a mouse? I swear they're too fast to stomp on. You must have killer reflexes (no pun intended)