Today, I went to family therapy because my mom wanted the family to be closer. When asked what her biggest disappointment was in life, she turned to me and said, "Having a gay son" then patted my hand, smiled, and said "No offense, honey." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after having a long talk with my mother about LGBT rights, she told me that she was totally open. I felt completely relieved, being gay myself. Seconds later, she said, "But not for you. I want you to find me a nice girl that can give me lots of grandkids." FML
Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
Today, at 18, I finally told my mom I was gay. She spent the rest of the day bringing up my "future wife" at every possible chance she had. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my mom that I'm gay. She sympathetically patted my back and told me I don't need to make up excuses for me being so unattractive to women. FML
Today, I came out to my mom. I had an epic speech planned, and when I tried to tell her, it all fell apart and I started crying and just said, "I'm gay." After a few seconds silence, my mom sighs and says, "Duh." FML
Today, my mom found out I’m in therapy and took it as an insult, like therapy was a criticism of her parenting. Um, maybe if she hadn’t spent my childhood telling me and everyone in our family that having me was an accident, that I’ve been a huge burden, and that she should have aborted me. FML
Today, I finally thought that my mother was okay with me being a lesbian. Then, over dinner, she turns to me and says, "So, do you still think you like girls, or are you going to start being normal again?" FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML
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knsy 0
I wish small minds had small mouths.
hubla 0
I would have patted her face with the back of my hand
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Comments (295)
sierra_boo123 5
Can I throw your mother out a window?
natsaysheyyy 16
I'm sorry, but what's so wrong with being gay? I am straight, and I could care less what your sexual orientation is. I would be incredibly happy if my child found a person they wanted to spend their lives with, whether it's someone of the same sex or not. SMH at all this discrimination...
malawi09 0
Your mom is a bitch
jeragonm 15
It's ur fault. U made the choice if u can't deal with the consequences of a bad and wrong decision then don't do it.
Dracoboxer357 36
^ .....And here we go, another ignorant fool with yet another misguided excuse to hate someone, while being 100% wrong. :p OP did not do a single thing wrong by "being gay." He did not choose to be gay. He did not ask to be gay anymore than you asked to be heterosexual, which I'm only assuming you are. :p Stop with the blind hate-mongering, you only embarrass and discredit yourself. Go find a hobby or something else to occupy your time with. :p
theskaven 2
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
chels1994 11
What a bitch.
blakkie 0
atleast u won't marry a douche like her....sorry she's ur mom...I hav 3 sons n would never let such hate even cross my minds.
iwadasn 33
You have multiple minds?
Cansler 8
No offense, huh? Sure....
fmlmaymay 0
Tell the people your biggest problem is having to deal with your moms mental health condition... BEING A CRONIC BITCH!!!!
bballforward33 10
My mom told me she'd kill herself if i was gay... So im not