Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
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Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, it was my 21st birthday and I invited a handful of my best friends over. They all stood me up and I drank alone in my apartment. Happy birthday to me. FML
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Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. My parents' gift was a case of non-alcoholic beer, to "prepare" me for when I "turn 21." My parents can't even remember how old I am. FML
Today, I was the designated driver for my friend's 21st birthday. On the way home from the bar, he threw up all the pasta and tequila he'd had onto the back seat of my car, and told me it was part of his whole party plan. FML
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
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Today, it was my 21st birthday. My roommate insisted her friend join us. They both got belligerently drunk while I was pretty sober. We ended the night at 12am with her friend violently sobbing at the bar over her boyfriend, while I played Subway Surfers. Yay. FML
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robc32ca 4
should have left without them
Mirorbo 27
I still say the term "Friends" needs to be re-defined.
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Comments (100)
Juneyah1017 9
would u have rather perferd chuckie cheese
seandawgy 0
sounds like ur fault
DasHaas 9
Obtain friends that aren't idiots.
sheribb 5
come on it's your 21st you have to get so shit faced you feel like you're going to die in the morning, it's the law.
GeekboyCol 0
Have you pro-getting-wasted peopel read your comments before hitting the "spill the beans" button? You sound like you enjoy bad things happening to you, self-destructing maniacs! OP I think it's great thet you don't drink and respect other people's of doing so. That's a good sign of maturity. HOWEVER it was your birthday and you should've called the place to go. Perhaphs a mini-golf or bowling alley. Something fun where drinking is not done by peer pressure. Heck! you could've even gon to a strip bar and get them pay a lap dance!
sheribb 5
you're right why didn't he choose where to go on his own birthday. I'm very self destructive. Go pro getting wasted!! ;p
anquilla 2
no that sucks. If you dont drink, then you dont drink. You dont need to make exceptions, and your friends should have known not to take you to a bar where primarily the point is to consume alcohol.
tdawgheath 0
OP could also be straight edge (which I respect but am not a part of) to the point that they just see things as just uncool. The only real problem with straight edge is that it's basically a trend that forces it's belief on anyone who doesn't follow it, I mean, they can be downright evil to some people just for drinking...not exactly the best solution. And once you're out of the trend, you do stupid things. XXX4Life isn't always for life for the record.
RedPillSucks 33
Some people just don't need to drink to have a good time. OP apparently isn't one of them since he seemed to think his friends had an awesome night.
Anarkhy 0
#30 yeah the legal age to drink is 19 in Canada.
Bouhuysxxx 0
I love all these people who sit there and say "oh go to chuck e cheese", heres a response to you; how bout "oh grow the **** up" good for you and not drinking, I'm the same way and it's a goal for my friends to get me to drink. they fail. ....just like the lives of all these people with their alcohol
yummycupcakegirl 0
happy birthday