Today, I found my son's dead goldfish. Apparently, when it died he didn't flush it. Instead he placed it in one of my socks, placed that sock in a jar, and set the jar in the back of my closet. The fish has been dead for over a month. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while doing some spring cleaning, I found the remains of my goldfish, which I was sure my cat ate last year. FML
Today, my 5 year old fish died. As I was flushing him, he started swimming again. FML
Today, I came home from work and found that my son had taken every single one of his toys out and left them on the floor. Plus some goldfish crackers. FML
Today, I came home to a dead fish duct-taped to the wall of my dorm room. I can't reach it. FML
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Today, I found a dead squirrel under my son's bed. Apparently, he has been keeping it there as a "pet" for the past week. FML
Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML
Today, I found my brand new tropical fish dead in its tank because my boyfriend got drunk last night and decided to pour red wine into the aquarium. FML
Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML
Today, I came home after having traveled abroad for the last two months. Before I left, I'd asked my dad to take care of my fish, and he promised they'd be safe with him. I found them all decomposing. FML
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perdix 31
I hope that the jar was sealed. Put some raw shrimp in the curtain rods in his room. That'll show the little bastard who's boss.
OMGoriginality 0
FYL, get a dog :D
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Comments (37)
beethoven_fml 0
LMAO WTF
BunnyEars 0
Out of sight, out of mind... Haha, that's pretty gross >_>
back_in_5_mins 0
lol that is pretty funny!
jem1991 0
didnt you wonder what happened to the fish?
seashells21 0
How in the world could you not smell that?
floating 2
you wouldn't smell it. the jar was probably closed and airtight, for the most part.
Apachefire21 0
my hero. lol the shrimp comment was hillarious too. hahaha
blastvortex 4
And your point is...? Flush or toss the fish, wash or pitch the sock and jar, and ground the kid for a while - problem solved.
hannahMCRelise 0
awww... thats cute.. i wonder if i could get away with doing that... just to annoy my parents :)
loari 0
I don't think I saw anyone say that it's a possible danger to local sea life to flush a fish. One fish probably won't hurt, but it's an 'if everyone does it' kind of a thing that leads to the possible danger/diseases/contamination. Better to bury it under a plant. Plants eat that shit up.
NoOneCaresReally 8
Whatever you do, don't open that jar. Just throw it into the nearest ocean and run.