Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML
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Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML
Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML
Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML
Today, I was riding my bike on a sunny but windy afternoon. Coming up to an intersection, the wind switched directions and my wig blew off and landed in the middle of the road. At this point, I was almost at the other side but I had to turn around and grab my hair before the light turned green. FML
Today, hoping to avoid the rain because I had just gotten an expensive perm, I ducked under an awning. At that moment, the store manager shook the awning, and about 6 hours of rain dumped on my head. FML
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
Today, getting off a bus, it was pouring rain so I got my umbrella out. A man elbowed me in the gut and grabbed it. When I told my mom about it she said, "That's New York, get over it." FML
Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML
Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML
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Chocolate_Cake 0
Awkward. Very. Very. Awkward. FYL :p
thefaded 0
FHL for having someone expose her baldy-ness! She must have been 10x more embarrassed than you.
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Comments (75)
madmax14304 1
Ummm, SHE should be writing the FML, not you. At the end of the day, you still have your hair.
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...(Annie Are You OK?) (So, Annie Are You OK?) (Are You OK Annie?) (You've Been Hit By) (You've Been Struck By - A Smooth Criminal)..."
KaylaRene 0
What is with all of the poorly worded FMLs lately? A single noun does not need to be used three times in one anecdote.
GleeIsTransient 0
KaylaRene, can you honestly think of 2 other words to be used in place of "umbrella"?
KaylaRene 0
I was referring to the word "head."
ashtongale 0
Come on folks... Y'all need to quit criticizing people and blaming them and putting them down. These are meant to be funny.. Good lord.
dark_sunlight 0
I think its more of a FML for the poor women. though there wasnt much more you could do but say sorry, if you helped put her wig back on I think that would have pissed her off more xD
yourfavoritemofo 0
Thts an fml for her not u
MagicMeds 0
There REALLY needs to be a "Who cares?" rating
spaceranger33 0
This isn't FYL, this is awesome.
frikkinhannah 0
fail. I saw something identical to that in a movie.