Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
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ThrottleJockey 36
And people say that romance is dead. Pfft.
Technerd42 8
Unless you think he is actually joking, and he is actually more considerate most of the time, I'd say no. If that is standard behavior, it won't change. Posting here makes it seem like you expect more from a potential spouse, so cut your losses and go find someone who is a bit closer to what you want.
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Comments (77)
AngryWNY 3
not saying this is the case, but maybe he was super nervous about it and wanted to get it over with. maybe that was the best method for him...
OrganicSistah 17
How romantic.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Okay, let's start with breaking up with that asshole.
jedimastersteve 11
And what'd you say
monkcamo 1
#keeper
SomeshCD 14
Eat bullshit!
sgdigaetano 3
I'd get over and be done with that dumb shit.
Frau_Blucher 14
Oh wow, what a way to propose. I don't know about the dynamics of your relationship or how you guys talk (this could be normal for some), but if someone said that to me I'd be like "well, okay you want it over with, let's end it then." Rude.