Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
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ThrottleJockey 36
And people say that romance is dead. Pfft.
Technerd42 8
Unless you think he is actually joking, and he is actually more considerate most of the time, I'd say no. If that is standard behavior, it won't change. Posting here makes it seem like you expect more from a potential spouse, so cut your losses and go find someone who is a bit closer to what you want.
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Comments (77)
MadJessTic 29
Charming......
hobojoe154 15
I would have said yes to that
hoosiergirl94 31
So did you say yes?
Szaszaspasz 26
Say that the next time he wants sex! (Assuming he wasn't actually joking, and proposed for real in a more appropriate way.)
Rabite 28
Life would be so easier if society wouldn't tell us that the main goal of life is marriage and having children. If you don't want to get married just don't. If you want to get married, find someone who wants to marry you, too, and do it. If your expectations do not match then either compromise somehow or split up. The compromise of course not being "getting over with this dumb shit".
manuwish 9
referring to marriage as dumb shit clearly means he has no respect for the concept of marriage, ask him why he wants to do it anyway, the answer will help you decide OP
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
So many potential answers. "But I've already had sex with you." "But I've already met your parents."
sethr_di 15
some people disagree with the institution of marriage, maybe he is one of them and is being pressured into doing it.
TudorGirl21 8
Are you sure thats someone you want to marry, OP?
kutkutkut 8
I also think it's dumb. I mean you love someone in your heart, and not by the ring in your hand. The ring is just a symbol of materialism.