Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, my boyfriend of six years proposed to me. Less than three hours later, he panicked and made me give the ring back. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today my boyfriend proposed to me and I gladly accepted. The first words out of his mouth after getting off his knees were, "I own you now!" FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years asked me to marry him so that we can consolidate our student loans. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
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ThrottleJockey 36
And people say that romance is dead. Pfft.
Technerd42 8
Unless you think he is actually joking, and he is actually more considerate most of the time, I'd say no. If that is standard behavior, it won't change. Posting here makes it seem like you expect more from a potential spouse, so cut your losses and go find someone who is a bit closer to what you want.
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Comments (77)
WillMM76 12
If you're still with this jackoff, you're a butthole. Don't be a butthole.
sazarra 14
If he thinks marriage is "dumb shit" I honestly don't understand why he proposed.
19foxy81 8
Umm... Congrats? If you are cool with that then I'm happy for you, if not say " if you really love and want to marry me, try a REAL proposal "
ezrajab 22
I would say no and re evaluate your relationship. On top of that, I would re think the kind of relationship you have with this individual no one deserves to be proposed to that way! FYL op hope this works out for the better!
amh87 11
what a romantic, sorry op. Hopefully he just thought he was being funny or he was too scared to really ask.
howbout_thisone 13
I hope you said no...
mnshdw818 3
My first husband sat me down and explained how "logical" it would be for us to get married. That was the proposal. Nothing about love or sharing our lives. RUN, OP!!!! Run fast and far!!!! This will not work out! His mind is not in the right place to be married. He views it as an obligation instead of a privilege. Get out and find someone better.
hellnosucka 27
I just feel like this fml is a modern retelling of Pride and Prejudice.
newzealand 28
I hope OP said "you're dumb!"
melanie925 2
Tbh it's not rude to me if he asked like that it's the thought that counts, am I right?
InfiniteSunshine 32
If it's the thought that counts, then he should have put some actual thought into it.
sparkledoge 29
Yeah because referring to marriage with someone you supposed to love as "dumb shit" isn't rude at all.
EvilLittleMan 23
OP's reply to BF. Dumb Shit, I am over and done with you. She deserves so much better.
blairiofosterio1 10
I was about to comment something very similar!