Today, while visiting my in-laws, I went into their home office in search of a sheet of scrap paper. Instead, I found printed copies of every email and IM my husband and I had ever sent each other, including pictures. Highlighted and annotated by his mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mother-in-law visited the house while my husband and I were at work. When we returned, we discovered she'd shredded and thrown away all the scribbled on papers sprawled on our messy desks. We're graphics designers. Those were rough sketches for about 14 different clients. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I received a letter in the mail. The letter was from a woman who explained to me every single detail of a three month affair she had with my husband. She included pictures. FML
Today, I found out that every single picture that I have ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also received. Every. Single. One. FML
Today, I emailed a bunch of documents to a potential client, only to later realise later I'd also emailed them a folder of mine and my husband's very intimate photos. There’s things in there we only do when I’m very drunk, and am very embarrassed by. I’ve been ducking my bosses calls for two hours. FML
Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, I told my husband that we should write down all our passwords so we don't forget them. Later, after he'd left, I pulled out his password sheet to do a little snooping, only to learn that he'd written them in some sort of bizarre cipher. What's he hiding? FML
Today, I found some .pdf files on my wife's computer. They were forms that had been filled out except for the date and the "reason" section. They were divorce papers. When confronted about it she said, "Well, if you piss me off really bad, I want to write down why before I calm down." FML
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Metallica139 0
mother in law rearranged spells woman hitler. Coincidence? I think not.
whenpigletsflyy 0
stalker much?
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truly0bsessed 0
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Buy a new computer!! MAC!! Macs the way to go!!
riverhed 0
Totally relevant, thanks.
ringmybell_fml 0
XD
succubusprime 0
Shut up.
hereweshallgo 0
whoa
EllyH 0
CONFRONT them! and lawsuit ofcourse.
ImaginaryFoe 1
What exactly would she be suing for?
nickforthewin 0
I'm no lawyer, but it'd be along the lines of invasion of privacy I think
Radi0Waves 0
I really think the implication here is that the husband gave them to her. The annotations could be the mother-in-law's notes to the son. No cause of action where he willingly gives her the e-mails. FHL for marrying a momma's boy.
babybubz 0
WOW.. just wow. maybe you should should make up a nice email about her. tell your hubby you had an explicit dream about her and give thorough details.. and tell him if you were gay or stoll exoerimwnting like you did in school that you'd LOVE for it to come true. then the next time you see her be EXTRA friendly ..give her a nice loooong hug n stuff.. maybe a little wink or two
babybubz 0
*still experimenting* lol wtf...
cupcakeslayer 0
even better than my idea! Get him in on it. Start playing head games. Write "important" details in "code". "just got the result of my pregnancy test. 69 38.^43 46. isn't that great?!?" around mother's day/her bday/ next gifting time - email about an amazing gift your "getting" her, maybe a fabulous cruise that cost over 10grand or whatever would appeal to her. get her excited. Few days before cancel everything because "shes giving you vibes that she is onto you and it would ruin the surprise". get her flowers. by the way... is she reading this?
deaffob 0
lol It's like that movie, Meet The Parents.
Macho_Madness 0
scary. FYL.
kaitlinQ 0
CREEPY!!
amazingjane 0
creepy
fastcared 1
Truly creepy. You definitely have a valid FML on your hands there.
channymayy 0
that's just hells weird. stalker mum!
succubusprime 0
No one's wondering how she acquired these? Unless the mother-in-law hacked the husband/op's email account, we should be loling at the momma's boy the op married for sending all that.