Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my sink seemed to be filling up with dirty water. Concerned, I turned on the garbage disposal and plunged away. With no change in the water levels, I called a plumber. He reached in, pulled out the drain plug, and give me his bill while chuckling to himself. FML
Today, I had to call a plumber out, because my idiot daughter clogged the pipes while trying to flush a hamburger down the toilet. FML
Today, due to an unforeseen pipe-related incident, I had to shave my legs in my backyard fish pond, while a plumber assessed the damage to my war-zone of a bathroom. FML
Today, I was speeding home, bursting to take a crap. I pulled into my driveway and made it inside, before my wife told me the plumber was still working on our pipes. I ended up having to take a crap in my own backyard, behind a tree. FML
Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML
Today, at work, the only toilet in the building was so clogged that it was overflowing. We didn't have a plunger, so basically the only way to stop it was to try and reach in and remove the blockage. I was nominated to do it. FML
Today, sewage came up the toilet and tub in my apartment and spread far enough to get into the hallway. The maintenance crew found the source of the blocked pipes to be a ten inch long weave some idiot flushed down a toilet. FML
Today, I tried to fix a leaking pipe under the sink. I watched a YouTube tutorial and was feeling confident that I could get the job done. Two hours later, half of the kitchen was practically flooded because I forgot to cut the water off, and scrambled to actually find the main valve, then I had to call an emergency plumber, who showed up, laughed, and fixed it in five minutes. FML
Today, I was about to get it on with a girl in the bathroom of my friend's house at a party. Just when things started getting heated, a pipe burst. Literally. There was water everywhere and everyone had to evacuate the building. I was cockblocked by poor plumbing. FML
Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML
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Top comments
gracehi 33
Call his company and tell them he's fraternizing with the clients. Get his ass fired.
picante72 24
At least she was honest and told you immediately instead of covering it up for months or years.
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Comments (139)
simplysarcastics 26
i take it he got paid for both "services". and you cant turn a hoe into a housewife. jk op but no one deserves a cheater.
Dcm210 19
She should pay the bill to the plumber, hopefully you can find someone better.
enix82 5
I think she already has payed him
Cybreo 2
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maybe u should find him follow him and tell his wife if he has 1, if not divorce that ***** or kill em both lol.
chosha_fml 27
I guess that bill's paid then.
katina1236 20
Sounds like a lame porno
Enslaved 38
**** is right! She ****** a complete stranger while she was married? "You can't turn a ***** into a housewife!"
RabbitOfAurora 28
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OP, she's only human and part of that is making mistakes. I can imagine you're very upset right now, but give it some time and talk it out, often cheating indicates needs not being met.. or it could have just been in the moment. You don’t stop loving someone because they cheated, and you don't give up on someone you love.
andrewbourgeois1 5
You're kidding right! There is no excuse for cheating, it isn't an accident, and you should never continue a relationship with someone who cheated!
ThattDude 8
I agree with #33. She cheated. There's no way you can justify it.
Beepbeep7 14
Seriously?? Vows are for better or for worse.All of her needs may not have been met but that's where communication or divorce comes in.There is not justification for cheating.
SuperMew 22
That is some of the worst advice I have seen given on FML. If Op chooses to work it out with his wife, then more power to him. But the idea that she cheated because needs were not being met, or because it was the spur of the moment is bull shit. If she felt that Op was bad in bed or something like that, then she should have communicated with him. If someone cheats, even if its just the first time, then they should be in tears. They betrayed their wedding vows.
AKAR2521 4
heat of the moment my ass, if you cant control yoirself then go be a prostitue and **** all the people you want. tcheating is disgusting and there is NEVER and excuse for it
Dthsapprntc 23
I agree with #74. If you are not satisfied in your relationship you need to talk to your partner. If OP's wife cheated on him because she had needs that weren't being met, then that is still her fault. 100 %.
godfathermock 19
If he choses to work things out with her, more power to him because he is trying. But how can you just regard it as a mistake?! She just lost all of his trust! How are you suppose to have a decent, to say the least, relationship with someone without trust?
Warmonger_Smurf 29
My guess is that if this was the other way around she'd say divorce him immediately.
Jdawg84 4
Things a cheater would say
SuperMew 22
1. If her needs are not being met, then she has to tell Op. You don't get to cheat and then blame the other person for not "fulfilling" your needs. You talk to them first, and then work it out before you even consider going elsewhere. 2. If someone will cheat with someone they have never met before because they are horny, then they will do it again. 3. She should be crying, she's a *****.
graceinsheepwear 34
79, I think you mean ****. Hookers do it for the money, not enjoyment.
AKAR2521 4
lol okay 184, lets get all technical now! ****. hooker. prostitue. whatever you call them they have sex with lots of people and that was my point. duh
longhairedmale 11
You've got to be kidding with this comment
awilliams44 9
You could get him fired for that.
perdix 31
A lot of plumbers are self-employed.
littlexlune 16
That sounds like the plot of a really bad porno. Sorry, OP.
theeccentric 7
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Was he hot?