Today, I was so tired when I got home from work, I took off my bra without removing my shirt which I've done so often it is second nature. I successfully removed the bra, then snagged the clasp on a loose shirt thread, causing my bra to take on a life of its own and slap me in the face. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I woke up late for a very important presentation. I got dressed but forgot to wear a bra. During the presentation, I bent down to adjust a shoe strap. I rose to find that the thin straps of my blouse snapped and exposed my breasts. I gave a great presentation and a titty show. FML
Today, while waiting to do a presentation in class, I felt someone flick my back, but when I turned around no one was there. It wasn't until I got up in front of the whole class that I felt my bra slowly sliding down my body. Turns out that the "flick" I felt was actually my bra clasp busting open. FML
Today, while trying on bras in the changing room, I wanted to see what my friend's bra looked like on her. Not wishing to leave my changing room in my underwear, I wriggled under her door. When I got through, my bra had come nearly all the way down and when I tried getting back, I got stuck. FML
Today, I walked into work with my freshly cleaned jacket that I wear in the office due to the AC. The jacket has Velcro on it and I didn't realize until I took it off that one of my bras was stuck to the Velcro. My hair is long so I hope no one noticed it, but I definitely greeted two people after walking in. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML
Today, during a family dinner, my favourite underwire bra got tired of its job and tried to shish-kebab my boobs. FML
Today, I finally found a bug I had been trying to get rid of. When I removed my bra, I noticed what looked like a piece of bug on it. Apparently, the bug was flattened and suffocated by my boob the entire day. FML
Today, I was hanging out at my school with some friends when my mom came to pick me up. A girl I knew wanted a hug before I left. I turned around to hug her and a clip on my backpack got stuck on her tank top. I tuned away the clip pulled the shirt ripping it and exposing her naked chest. FML
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Top comments
WinterChild 20
Sounds like your bra is tired of having to support you all the time. Violence is never the answer though and you shouldn't have to take that. I think it's time for a new one OP. As the FML community would say "you mean ex-bra".
BecauseIAmBatman_fml 22
Betrayed by your over the shoulder boulder holder
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Comments (48)
ThreeSheets 14
Guys are just jealous that they can't take off their jock straps without taking off their pants. My Mom taught me the bra trick, but I have had it hook into my hair. OP- I agree, this f-ing sucks.
homtravel 10
You had me visually imagining the bra slapping your face over and over
beeferjay 34
when you unleash the krakken, something bad is bound to happen...
olpally 33
Boobies be free.... Lol ouch!
Goblin182 27
The living bra, by Platex. Or am I the only one that remembers these?
Courtney379 5
FREE THE BOOB! **** THE BRA!
gobiteme2 34
why not free the other one!
luvlu444 24
phh who needs bras anyway?? XD
Scorpio01 16
Girls with breasts do.
worldclassrager 41
Perhaps it your breast interest to maybe go to your first nature
midge777 12
How was the slap, was it flat or cupped?
fryebaby623 14
full on strap ha ha
Tarlachia 33
Calm your titty cups.