Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
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Top comments
Blackmail111 9
Comes back when you leave* I got you a car made of pure gold honey! Surpr- Hey where did she go?!?!?
sugaryspice 5
What a jerk!
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Comments (180)
cream_bunny 0
Yes, because when I go out for dinner with my crush I always pee on their leg.
Krulin 8
98: You assume that she was pissing on him, then criticize people for jumping on a wagon? Lay off the whippits, bro.
Whydoyouask 11
Wow... I am so sorry.
Mandachick 0
Well I bet it was a surprise that he didn't come back.
clutz123 5
what a a**hole. you can do better
hecseferblade 1
......SURPRISE!!
downtime 13
My point is you don't know whether she did anything to deserve him leaving. It was meant to be a ridiculous example, I was ******* obviously not saying she was definitely peeing on his leg. I have no idea how such a simple concept went over your heads. But then I have no idea what it's like to read comments from the perspective of a simple minded fool.
ZDK5498 6
wow.. the nerve of some people right!? hopefully karma will be a saint and ******* mess with that guy! i will pray for you :)
vbmg152 19
Well! Were you surprised? Seriously, what a douche! I'm sorry! He'll get what he deserves!
shaniquaa93 6
Harsh...