Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML
Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML
Today, I went on a first date with the guy I really like. During our dinner, he said he needed to go to the bathroom. You guessed it: he didn't come back. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date, destination unknown. I dressed up, he had a tux on. We went to McDonalds. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, I planned to go on a date with a man I met online. He came to my apartment to pick me up, and I told him I'd be right out as I grabbed my purse. When I got outside, he was gone. FML
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
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Blackmail111 9
Comes back when you leave* I got you a car made of pure gold honey! Surpr- Hey where did she go?!?!?
sugaryspice 5
What a jerk!
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Comments (180)
smileytoogee 0
Asswipe -.-
abethehonest 4
damn who does that.
smrtass81 3
Ha ha six to be you. Maybe you should put out on the first date
smartassking 0
That's just stupid he can call her and tell her he have to go, what a ******
shayeen 3
Poor girl. Love frm us. :(
chellylovezsox 0
Maybe something came up and he didn't have time to tell you :/?
adgsfh 12
What a duche bag……
Racheygirl321 0
Guys can be so cruel! I'm sorry girl!
downtime 13
222, That's an opinion. Personally, if I were on a date with someone who was expressing a hatred of a race of people, or something that seriously offended me I would have no issue with ditching them like that. You don't know that there wasn't something seriously ****** up that she said or did.
day624 14
Some guys... i tell ya..