Work: Smells like victory

Smells like victory

By B-rent - 18/03/2011 16:10 - United States

Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML

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livybug 0

Friday 25 March 2011 23:42

that is seriously sick. inhaling the fumes of dead animals..... and liking it.

DisappearingRose 18

Tuesday 14 June 2011 1:45

That's so sexy.

KaylieBieber13 0

Saturday 13 August 2011 5:24

thats my nextdoor neighbors job and instead of barbique my dad calls it the 'KittyQue'

nineoclockstart 0

Saturday 24 September 2011 15:36

Yummmmmmmmmmyyy! Poodle burgers!

junebug152 2

Thursday 8 December 2011 22:28

well, at least you have a new restaurant on the agenda..

MexaDoreano 1

Monday 19 December 2011 22:18

What if OP is a vegan/vegetarian?

threer 30

Saturday 28 September 2013 21:52

Yum.

Jackeeleedee 6

Thursday 5 December 2013 6:56

Ever think they're just renting out space to a bakery a few days a week? Yea, I'm sure that's it...

otecasacid 22

Tuesday 3 March 2015 20:39

bacon

snazzymcwho 21

Thursday 9 April 2015 6:25

Ew that's disgusting.

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