Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML
Today, while working at my new job at a surgery center, I noticed how odd it was that the room began to smell like fried chicken. I thought it smelt pretty good, until I learned it was actually the smell of someone getting their ear cauterized. I enjoyed the smell of someone's burning ear flesh. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
Today, a barbecue joint opened near my apartment, close enough that I can smell the kitchen exhaust. I'm a vegan activist, so smelling animals being burned is a serious trauma for me. Now I either have to either move or constantly feel sick and depressed. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, my office smells like a giant turnip green fart because of a sewage leak. FML
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DocBastard 40
Vegetarians can get bent. Mmmmmmm...Labrador retrieverburger... What, too soon?
L3Paparazzo 7
aww sucks :(
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Comments (118)
fadingaway 17
*crematorium -_-
olipatka 2
I'm not too sure about animal cremation, but I would suspect the smoke it generates may be much less harmful than the fumes from human cremation -which I'm familiar with, and which regularly stirs up various debates in my country over whether it's harmful to the people around. Human cremation usually takes much longer to complete than animal cremation, and the wood used for their coffins has most often been treated with chemicals and varnished, which add to the toxic potential. There have been many discussions over such things as the mercury in dental fillings as well, for instance.
xoxoMEGANxoxo 13
poor animals :( even though they're already dead...
22cute 17
Yum!! ...no really ick! they've gone to a better place
BellBungle 2
Horizontally!
mrdaddy 0
Yummy, sounds good to me since I've become a member of the new PETA People Eating Tasty Animals. I love a good bar-B que
the_undead 11
How is it exactly the same as the same of cooking meat ? no it's not, dumb ass, I'm sure burning the whole body fur and all, would be disgusting smelling (:
krez 20
Really it's all about the BBQ sauce.
cyphi1 2
If things get really bad I guess you have a few more options for food. Here Scooby, here Fluffy!
JokeMeister 0
meat is meat.