Today, I discovered that the lovely, hunger-inducing smell that's been lingering around the office lately is from the local animal crematory. I've been wistfully inhaling the stench of burning cats, dogs, and other various animals. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that the mysterious smell from under my bed was my cats collection of dead mice. FML
Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML
Today, while working at my new job at a surgery center, I noticed how odd it was that the room began to smell like fried chicken. I thought it smelt pretty good, until I learned it was actually the smell of someone getting their ear cauterized. I enjoyed the smell of someone's burning ear flesh. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I found the source of the bad smell that has been plaguing me for the past two weeks in my apartment. The police knocked on my door asking if I've seen my neighbor recently. I haven't. The smell has been that of a dead person. It's a smell that even Febreze can't remove. FML
Today, my friend asked why I always smell like a dead animal carcass. I have no idea. FML
Today, I found out that the horrible stench haunting my apartment for the past week was the decomposing corpse of my freedom loving gerbil underneath the bed that I've been sleeping on. FML
Today, a barbecue joint opened near my apartment, close enough that I can smell the kitchen exhaust. I'm a vegan activist, so smelling animals being burned is a serious trauma for me. Now I either have to either move or constantly feel sick and depressed. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, my office smells like a giant turnip green fart because of a sewage leak. FML
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DocBastard 40
Vegetarians can get bent. Mmmmmmm...Labrador retrieverburger... What, too soon?
L3Paparazzo 7
aww sucks :(
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Comments (118)
xdust 4
awsome
dogsbeatcats 0
where in bells name do you work?
katies94 0
HITLER!!!
Loki_Adonia 0
Wow! You have a ****** up sense of smell....
ElementTruth 2
And then you realized: It's just like steak, except cats. And not edible.
sweetonsno 1
So you think cooking flesh smells good. A lot of people do.
sweet_blue 3
awww sad :(
sleepydeath 4
you sick sick person
mcnally664 5
those schnauzer lettuce wraps are freaking delicious
fylnotmine89 1
this is where the Asians would say, " They taste good too!" lol