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Today, my male model boyfriend admitted to me that he has developed an eating disorder because of his career. He also told me we couldn't have sex anymore, because he might somehow absorb the food I eat, from my body, through intercourse. FML

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So I guess he's not going to eat you out, either.

... Ya know what, I don't even feel bad. Please just get that man a single textbook on how biology and nutrition works. jfc.

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soundsfakebutok 10

wow God does not give with both hands, does he?

So he's an idiot on top of having an illness...god that makes you look shallow for dumping him but ya know what go for it.

So he's the stereo type of a male model then?

I would really try to get him into intercourse and hope he absorbed some intelligence...

if you show him some facts as to how many calories you can burn from doing the deed, you might get more action than you can handle.

brockwaycc 3

Wow a lot of mean comments here. It just seems like he’s going through some mental problems here. The way I see it is, if you guys are really into each other, y’all should work on getting him the help he needs so you two can resume life as normal together. If you’re not into him anymore, then just leave for your own well-being. 😀

It's good thing he's hot cuz he's not that bright. He'll be one of the first to go when the Terminators come for us.

He’s clearly not very bright, but maybe instead of posting about his eating disorder online, you try to actually help and support him. Ffs.